05.01.01
Deaf-Mute Arrested in Ph
Deaf-Mute Arrested in Phone Fraud Scheme
I feel the title says it all. Insane police action here we come.
Raise your hand if you k
Raise your hand if you know this feeling found on Impetuous.Org
Fun: Proving oh-so-hated-coworker WRONG in front of the office manager, when (s)he was infact trying to claim I was making major errors. Hot damn that felt good.
Oh yeah ! Rob you know its true baby yeah !
Bo ! vox.machina has gra
Bo ! vox.machina has granted me a resiprical link !/ vox machina / :: [ summer upcoming ]Thanks Zannah
news.com.au - Indians at
news.com.au - Indians attacked by monkey man [ 15may01 ]
Mass hysteria or fantasy creature ? You decide
The most annoying sound
The most annoying sound bites youve ever heard.I.M. Weasel(JPalishous link)
Ive only just discovere
Ive only just discovered / vox machina / , but I feel its going to fast become another regular. (from the people/zannah who brough you /usr/bin/girl)
Not amazingly funny - bu
Not amazingly funny - but I was drawn in by Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildos !BBspot - Top 10 Hilarious Porn Movie Titles
RAHS ! Take note and ob
RAHS !
Take note and obey. Do it or Ill cause violence.
1.) Dont come to the bar.
2.) If youre going to come to the bar, put your “Top Gun”-playing
mobile phone on discreet or even better, silent
3.) Dont take up five tables and 30 chairs, all shouting at the top of
your lungs and smoking six cigarettes at a time.
4.) Collars down. Now.
5.) Body warmers are for the winter months. It was sunny this morning.
Quit it.
6.) There are colours other than pink.
7.) Dont talk to the bar staff as if they were those little winnets you
get in your arse hair.
8.) Asking for 20 quid in change for the fag machine is not cool. In
fact, silk cut ultra are hardly even fags.
9.) We dont care that you spent a year in Bali building an orphanage.
You are still, in your heart of hearts, a cunt.
10.) Wearing a single item of “ethnic” clothing i.e. flip-flops with
trousers is quite silly.
11.) Girls; please sort out your exercise regime a little better,
because it really seems to be thin, thin, thin, thin then WHAM, massive
arse. What gives?
12.) Yours are the only cases in the entire population of the university
to which the slogan “You should have gone to Hatfield” really does
apply.
Wicked ! I turned out to
Wicked ! I turned out to be a Snowshoe (its a type of cat - not a silly tennis raquet type flipflop !)
Two things close to my h
Two things close to my heart - on the same page. Cats and silly online quiz thingies.What Kind of Cat Would You Be?
Yahoo! News - Reuters Ph
Yahoo! News - Reuters Photo Pop princess Britney Spears. Bong !
Ive had some much fun wi
Ive had some much fun with this … Make a Mr. Men or Little Miss!
Superhero Name Generator
Superhero Name Generator
What more could you want ! (the first one I got was Tne Amazing Kissing Minnow !)
Did anybody realise the
Did anybody realise the 19th was In honor of National Masturbation Day ? no neither did I - something Im quite glad of really.
WOW ! Many many many fre
WOW ! Many many many free skills at Beginners.co.uk - Online Learning
I Will Revise At fir
I Will Revise
At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
Kept thinking I could never pass with no revision guide,
But then I spent so many nights,
Getting all the questions wrong,
And I grew strong,
And I learned I could scrape along,
I wont look back, to any place,
When I can swallow 15 cans and
get completely off my face,
I would have revised by the clock, I
would have had no spare time free,
If Id thought for just one second my exams would bother me,
So all my notes, are on the floor,
Dont even matter… that
theres no rock night anymore…
Werent you the one who tried to get me to revise?
You think Id crumble?
You think Id work towards the skies?
Oh no, not I!
I wont revise!
Unless I die of beer stains,
I know Ill stay alive, Though my moneys at an end,
Ive got my overdraft to spend,
I wont revise,
I wont revise!!
It took all the strength I had, not to act the part,
But in the end my real revision didnt even start.
I used to sit at home at night,
feeling guilty to myself,
I used to try,
but now I hold my head up high,
And you see me!
Somebody new!
Im not that mixed up weird bloke who wants a good 2:2
So if you feel like dropping in,
chances are that Ill be free,
Coz Ive done sod all revision,
and Im failing my degree,
Oh no, not I!
I wont revise,
I think that I may scrape a third,
but I could be telling lies!
Let the lecturers all storm,
My bed is far too nice and warm,
I wont revise,
I wont revise,
Sorry theres been no upd
Sorry theres been no updates lately - the net connect from uni was down - regular updating will begin in ernest tomorrow - after my final exam !
Exams. I ahte them - esp
Exams. I ahte them - especialy when they look like this …Computer Science Exam Papers
