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According to another dam

June 1st 2001

According to another damn quiz … “Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful and practical; someone whos constantly in the centre of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone whos extremely loyal to friends you do make and [...]

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Right – Im back at home

June 1st 2001

Right – Im back at home now so updates will be a little less frequent Im afraid. Ive also had no time to find any quality links for a few days, so youll just have to make do. Im thinking of overhauling the site sometime in the near future – any ideas would be greatly [...]

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Heres a great idea – aft

June 1st 2001

Heres a great idea – after a whole day drinking beer why not Light your own farts ! (and set light ot yourself in the process.) Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus [...]

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In the name of sciene it

June 1st 2001

In the name of sciene its a frong in space.wow – how amazing. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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I love adandoneware – ol

June 1st 2001

I love adandoneware – old games that i could never play because my computer wasnt quite good enough – and one of the best sources Ive found isClassic Trash which doesnt suffer from the usual rash of broken links and other problems that these sites normally come with. It does have about 10 million pop-up [...]

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Id forgotten how amazing

June 1st 2001

Id forgotten how amazing this is … waste vital minutes with the PERPETUAL BUBBLEWRAP Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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DesktopX appears to be a

June 1st 2001

DesktopX appears to be a program allowing you to customize your shell (e.g. Windows Explorer) and make it pretty and functional. I like the idea – but dont dare try it for fear of messing up my copy of Windows. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham [...]

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There are times when a n

June 1st 2001

There are times when a name says it all. This is one of them – welcome to …Canine Musical Freestyle – a page with dogs. Dancing. And instructions on how to do it. Great – I wondered where all that bandwidth we used to have was going ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold [...]

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Christ Almighty ! You go

June 1st 2001

Christ Almighty ! You go lookng for a small cumbria village on the next, and some HTML idiot assaults your eardrums with MIDI crimes ?THOMAS CRAIGS WOOLER PAGE Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed [...]

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Back in the UK – Rome wa

June 1st 2001

Back in the UK – Rome was cool – more details later once Ive slept a bit. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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eBay 21Day Hunger Strike

June 1st 2001

eBay 21Day Hunger Strike for your Cause You will be solely responsible for any promotion or media coverage. All I am providing is myself as the devoted hunger striker Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) [...]

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An even better eightball

June 1st 2001

An even better eightball – a real one + lego + a webcam = a huge waste of time !The Public 8 Ball Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Mr T versus the Backstre

June 1st 2001

Mr T versus the Backstreet Boys! Need I say more. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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This is Even better – ch

June 1st 2001

This is Even better – check the photos on page 2.Mr T versus Wussley Crusher! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Anime Vs Mr T 1 Wicked.M

June 1st 2001

Anime Vs Mr T 1 Wicked.Mr. T vs Chibi Moon Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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My God – the face leaves

June 1st 2001

My God – the face leaves the A team and becomes …The Kamikaze Cowboy Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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What do you think The A-

June 1st 2001

What do you think The A-Team do ? =Do the make rocket launchers out of pringles tubes and cotton wool ? No theyre “A Source of Legal Help on False Allegations, child sexual abuse, Domestic Violence” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice [...]

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This is brilliant – I am

June 1st 2001

This is brilliant – I am a cow ! Songs, cows, bondage, Flash and sillyness prevail ! yay !Im a Cow Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Well I never knew that “

June 1st 2001

Well I never knew that “In the cartoon Mr. T worked with a group of young gymnasts including Robin, Kim, Woody, Jeff, Miss Bisby, Spike and Dozer the dog to solve various crimes” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this [...]

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Accourding to Winamp.com

June 1st 2001

Accourding to Winamp.com today it …Llama-whipping good. How nice. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Got a question you need

June 1st 2001

Got a question you need answering ? You know where to go, the only unbias person in the world … The Magic 8-ball Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Web Site Offers Madonna

June 1st 2001

Web Site Offers Madonna Concert Ticket — for Sex. Is this legal ? Isnt that prostitution ? Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Yes – its girly. Yes – i

June 1st 2001

Yes – its girly. Yes – its kitch – but blow me ifHello Kitty Tetris isnt cool. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Thats to Harry for this

June 1st 2001

Thats to Harry for this one – Clan of the Cats is an online comic strip thats somewhere between a gag a day and a seriel. Work a look, but takes a bit to get into. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice [...]

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“Avocado and prawns (did

June 1st 2001

“Avocado and prawns (didnt you realise were classy bitches in disguise?)” – yes The Official Youve Been Trashed Website is abck and more “beeuiful” than ever ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse [...]

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Ive been having problems

June 1st 2001

Ive been having problems with my Doze box for weeks. I found some good advice over at theTechadvice.com Win98 Home Page Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Phew. I needed some sle

June 1st 2001

Phew. I needed some sleep. Things have been hectic in the last few days. I landed back from Rome on Tuesday night – slept in Chigwell that night, motored round the M25 to Canterbury, slept the night there, then ragged it back up the moterway to Durham in time for tea. Rome is the most [...]

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(stolen from Zannah ) T

June 1st 2001

(stolen from Zannah ) This is fantastic – I want a fat babe , a parody of that silly boybands song is funny and actually not a bad song. Plus the Flash is wicked.fat babe – backstreet boys Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider [...]

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Porn mags and swastika f

June 1st 2001

Porn mags and swastika found in Queens new car. Apparently they were nothing to do with the Queen though – which is good. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Porn mags and swastika f

June 1st 2001

Porn mags and swastika found in Queens new car. Apparently they were nothing to do with the Queen though – which is good. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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I wish Id known about th

June 1st 2001

I wish Id known about this before – you give it a word and it tells you what rhymes with it (limited to only real words that are in its dictionary and not what I really needed to rhyme – “Chappers”) Still, cool though – RhymeZone rhyming dictionary and thesaurus Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured [...]

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“Circumcise Yourself! Se

June 1st 2001

“Circumcise Yourself! Seal your commitment to God by cutting off part of your penis!” says the Landover Baptist Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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“Flattery never goes out

June 1st 2001

“Flattery never goes out of fashion”. Never a truer word was spoken ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Milady, my tent is a lit

June 1st 2001

Milady, my tent is a little unstable. Wouldst thou come inside and check on my pole? A little gem from Medieval Chat Up Lines Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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June 1st 2001

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