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“Last Updated: January 2

April 1st 2002

“Last Updated: January 27, 2001 – Next Update: Sometime Soon” – useful information can be found at The Compression Site – but with text link that on the site who would return ? Unlike your coldclimate.co.uk – regular updates (unlikely) – frequency (high) ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : [...]

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Friday night i was worki

April 1st 2002

Friday night i was working the bar, and it was 5 deep all night. busy busy sbusy, but with a very high totty rating (yes boys – there are actually GIRLS at Cuths – even if they are just visiting), and on the way home I got to play Hero Of The Week – there [...]

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I was wondering how long

April 1st 2002

I was wondering how long it would be before conspiracy theries about September 11th started not very long Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Duncan just searched the

April 1st 2002

Duncan just searched the durham webshite for “first order logic” to help with our imanant benchtest and the search produced – “Something about Woman and Monsters and a Bit of a Dance ” – a philosophical debate. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and [...]

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Right � it�s whinge

April 1st 2002

Right � it�s whinge and moan time. I think of this as a form of therapy for dealing with the stress that is computers. Not just working with them, but learning about them and generally beginning to loath them (subnote:winamp has just flicked to – The Lemon Jelly Remix of badly drawn boy�s Pissing In [...]

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Keeping me laughing from

April 1st 2002

Keeping me laughing from then till now – VIZ Comic Archive Anybody who says its just purile toilet humour is just not trying hard enough ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus [...]

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Uncle John wanted a ment

April 1st 2002

Uncle John wanted a mention on the blog. Right then – there you go – stope whining. And give me good marks in the presentation. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing [...]

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i link for everybody stu

April 1st 2002

i link for everybody stuck on derik longs c++ stuff – Programmers Heaven – C / C programming zone, and TYC c++ – a great book published by Hodder & Stoughton. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our [...]

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Amusingly there is also

April 1st 2002

Amusingly there is also a Detective Paul Callaghan in the Rochester PD. Have now found perl notes – top tip site:www.coldlcimate.co.uk will limit google to whichever site you tell it ! Now that IS useful. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give [...]

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ok – this is very odd –

April 1st 2002

ok – this is very odd – but while looking for Perl notes on the web it turns out that either a)one fo my lecturers wrote a book caledabyrinthine Walk: A Guide for Politically Incorrect Tourists or b) he has a namesake – who also lives in the Newcastle area. How odd. Possibly Related Posts: [...]

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“and the winner in the O

April 1st 2002

“and the winner in the Only On The Internet Award 2002 goes to … My dog cured my fits“. B.u.l.l.s.h.i.t ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Wow – back in durham. W

April 1st 2002

Wow – back in durham. Will write more this evening – time for a big blog sess Strangly my search report forthis week contains lots of references to my driving lessons ? Maybe Chris is looking for the site which Ive done for him – if so then email me Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured [...]

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Kazaa is frikin great !

April 1st 2002

Kazaa is frikin great ! I finally got round to signing up for cheap internet access (13 squid a month through freeshite). The connection is faster than my old pay as you go connection – impressive, and now i can download mp3s and divXs like theres no tomorrow ! Yeah baby yeah – the musics [...]

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I heard a whole section

April 1st 2002

I heard a whole section on blogging on radio 4 yesterday while I was (attemping to) werk. Sadly it was form the “god damn eejits with nothing to say” point of view, which was a shame. I half heartedly was hoping for a link when they mentioned the number of students who were blogging – [...]

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Whats the difference bet

April 1st 2002

Whats the difference between the Queen Mother and the London Underground? The Underground got an extension for the Jubilee! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Yet gain Im getting emia

April 1st 2002

Yet gain Im getting emial addressed to somebody who has given out his email address incorrectly – but this time it was much more amusing ! “Well stevie all I can say is that I reckon the bird you pulled & > > shagged on me brothers stag week (sorry paid for, not pulled) would [...]

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Floating around on some

April 1st 2002

Floating around on some of the newsgroups its the Alternative Reading list (better than any revision) hat to Say When You Talk to Yourself – Shad Helmsetter. Grindle Press,1982. Flattened Fauna: A Field Guide to Common Animals of Roads, Streets and Highways – R M Knutson. Ten Speed Press, 1987. Enid Blytons Gay Storybook, Hodder [...]

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Farquaars Hunting has be

April 1st 2002

Farquaars Hunting has been providing me with a few laughs this morning. Isnt that the name of the price in Shreak ? Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Well – another day – ant

April 1st 2002

Well – another day – antoher benchtest. This time its c++ , a language weve been exected to learn in 7 weeks. We get given a shitty piece of script, in some dubious form of c++ (it is no way standard !) and we are expected to make it work. So i did, and it [...]

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Facts of the day (via He

April 1st 2002

Facts of the day (via Helen) Women blink nearly twice as much as men. Its possible to lead a cow upstairs…but not downstairs. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy [...]

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god damn – the holls are

April 1st 2002

god damn – the holls are nearly over ! its wizzed by. I find myslf wondering when im going to get some more revision done – as it is Im designing websites at 1:41 in them oorning and listening to some banging tunes -ever heard people scrtching like its an instrument ? Try downloading (cought [...]

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Hmm – just what I always

April 1st 2002

Hmm – just what I always wanted – a Vulva Puppet Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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YogaKitty presents Yoga

April 1st 2002

YogaKitty presents Yoga Videos for You & Your Cat. Hmm – yes. Nice. Check out the kitty catoon on the font page – it reminds me of the new Bacardi Matrix Cat adverts – which are wicked ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider [...]

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April 1st 2002

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