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Ive always been a hue Pi

May 1st 2002

Ive always been a hue Pingu fan. Dnt ask me why but Im fasinated by the little bugger. Zannah pointed towards his The 10th Anniversary Celebration Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus [...]

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Having a tweaked copy of

May 1st 2002

Having a tweaked copy of Win98 is really really useful. if you havent got yourself a copy then apply the tweaks you need that can be found atWindows-Help.NET Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed [...]

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Spoon Bending as a Metap

May 1st 2002

Spoon Bending as a Metaphor for Healing. (check out that mans tashe ! now thats healling !) Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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How to Host a Spoon-Bend

May 1st 2002

How to Host a Spoon-Bending Party How exciting. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Today, outside our house

May 1st 2002

Today, outside our house parked a van. Nothing amazing about that you would think – but check out the name ! Who the hell didnt notice that when they painted it ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day [...]

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Apathy on the rise. No-o

May 1st 2002

Apathy on the rise. No-one cares Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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xplaining finite state a

May 1st 2002

xplaining finite state automotans, regular expressions and their convertions in terms of Afrika Bamata, DJ Kool Hurc and Grandmaster Flash. Or (eds exlaination) – its a Picasso mouse with Imediate, near and far written on it the the correct places if you were standing o the mouses nose ! easy. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured [...]

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Will blog later tonight

May 1st 2002

Will blog later tonight after work but just to say kazaa is a bag of wank. its spyware Im amzed at the crap its been braring out about where I surf etc etc. Get KazaaLite. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give [...]

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“Paul McCartneys Art Exh

May 1st 2002

“Paul McCartneys Art Exhibition – What a pile of shit. Probably another collaboration with Stevie Wonder” says >> POPBITCH

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Only frikin geeks could

May 1st 2002

Only frikin geeks could have written “Math class is tough! – Teen Talk Barbie (1992) Thats why I like it!” especially about np completeness which is hard and crap and boring. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our [...]

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Do you prefer exercising

May 1st 2002

Do you prefer exercising on a bed? Can you do ten positions in under a minute? Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Slashdot: News for nerds

May 1st 2002

Slashdot: News for nerds, stuff that matters “min[ing] its [the moons] riches for the benefit of humanity” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Rogers Profanisaurus – B

May 1st 2002

Rogers Profanisaurus – B contains such wisdomous (? is that a real word – it should be ) as “bat�s wings n. Delicate alternative to beef curtains (qv).” and “quumf v. To sit in waiting outside a public library in Blyth, for example, and sniff ladies bicycle seats as soon as possible after their owner [...]

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Siily books continues :

May 1st 2002

Siily books continues : Elf Stripping for Fun & Profit (Vol. 2) Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Guns For Kids – those A

May 1st 2002

Guns For Kids – those Americans are crazy kids ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Marcel (that little monk

May 1st 2002

Marcel (that little monket) had to be removed from the Friends set because of his habit of vomiting up piles of live worms. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Apparently cabbits are “

May 1st 2002

Apparently cabbits are “creatures which are part cat and part rabbit”. Hmm – really. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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What an unpleasent thoug

May 1st 2002

What an unpleasent thought – “Vorderman – Whatever youve heard is true” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Amazing – “machine gun-w

May 1st 2002

Amazing – “machine gun-wielding gorilla(!?) on the package. WARNING: Do not fire near child or old aged person or sick!! “Coronation Fireworks NAZI Bomb! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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PCP enema All you need

May 1st 2002

PCP enema All you need is a straw, angel dust, and a sense of humour. No thank you luv – not tonight, Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Interfemoris The techni

May 1st 2002

Interfemoris The technical term for having sex between someones thighs. Presumably because youre short sighted. Amazing ! Thery have a word for everything no-a-days ! (back in the old days … yada yada yada) Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us [...]

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During his acid-trip day

May 1st 2002

During his acid-trip days, Dennis Hopper enjoyed what was probably the greatest wank in history: “I masturbated in front of a tree and thought Id become a galaxy,” he recalls. “It was like the Third World War had started…” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with [...]

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In Lebanon, men are lega

May 1st 2002

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed [...]

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Definatly telling it lik

May 1st 2002

Definatly telling it like it is … “James Brown told a female employee that the US Government had “given him bull testicles”. Then he tried to shag her.” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed [...]

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eBay item 866526605 (End

May 1st 2002

eBay item 866526605 (Ends 07-May-02 15:13:29 BST ) – Hungarian Bagpipe Music Book format CD MINT Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Do I need to say more th

May 1st 2002

Do I need to say more that 0 Teacher displays porn during exam. No – I think not ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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to quote my friend georg

May 1st 2002

to quote my friend george – —Pillock of the week— Surely this goes to my housemate Alex Perryman: Alex (wearing one sock, searching frantically for the other): wheres my other sock? Elaine (his girlfriend): er, its draped over your shoulder… ——————- Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked [...]

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See Clarke Gable in “The

May 1st 2002

See Clarke Gable in “The Completely Visable Man” @ Something Awful > PhotospopPhriday ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Can you tell ?. An amzin

May 1st 2002

Can you tell ?. An amzing quiz ! I got 12/16 so I should be safe in Thailand. Most of the time. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Big shiny guide to clubb

May 1st 2002

Big shiny guide to clubbing in the UK its the partyhandbook.co.uk Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Stolen from Zannah (as a

May 1st 2002

Stolen from Zannah (as are all good links) heres a wicked little fake satrwars video here Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Its official – exams are

May 1st 2002

Its official – exams are wank. Ill get back to blogging later on today. I never did blog on firday after work (i went to bed) – and yesterday was a write off. New Found Wonderful Thing = M+M Brownies. If anybody would like to offer me a sponcership deal I will be happy to [...]

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Exams are over ! Oh yes

May 1st 2002

Exams are over ! Oh yes – let the shopping, drinking, wine making, sun chasing, girl hunting, sunrise seeing, wedding attencence, market stallling, internet fury begin ! Summmer 2002 here we come – running like a man chased by the cops. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked [...]

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Yesterday – big presenta

May 1st 2002

Yesterday – big presentation – which we didnt win, I was really nervous, and it wa crap. Then last night labs to try and finish my Haskell and bugger all sleep. Bring on the weekend kids. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice [...]

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“J2K, or Jesus 2000, is

May 1st 2002

“J2K, or Jesus 2000, is an “awesome new shirt ” – amazing ! catholic shopping ! Ive always wanted a black “God is awesom” T-shirt as seen in American Pie ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our [...]

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Saturdays exam could hav

May 1st 2002

Saturdays exam could have been better – but it could have been a lot worse. I took the afternoon off, figuring that after 3 hours in an exam hall I didnt need an afternoon of revision. Also my old friend ian returned one of my infrequent txts last night – good to here hes ok [...]

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