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July 1st 2002

www.daypop.com/top/ sent me tp here Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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I was hoping that “US pl

July 1st 2002

I was hoping that “US planning to recruit one in 24 Americans as citizen spies” was a joke – but i suspect Monkey Boy Bush ™ isnt joking. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed [...]

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More about blogChalking

July 1st 2002

More about blogChalking can be found at danpadua.kit.net/ Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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what a great name for a

July 1st 2002

what a great name for a blog – GIRLS ARE PRETTY, its a sham they had to WRITE IN CAPITALS which i have always found hard to read. Im staying up late tonight to try my hand at ripping dvds. It looks complex. Subnote:it is. I give up Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold [...]

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God damn it has rained t

July 1st 2002

God damn it has rained the arse off Cumbria in the last few days – I;ve spend today clearing one of my friends houses who had 4 feet of water running through it last night. The network that I set up for them last week is proper fucked. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold [...]

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While i was at the scoot

July 1st 2002

While i was at the scooter rally I heard a wicked tune, probably 60s, called something along the line of “whose the boy ?” or “whose the man?” but I cant find it anywhere. It was a real crowd pleasing, stand up and shout type jobby and Id lvoe a copy – but what was [...]

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Decide on names and prot

July 1st 2002

Decide on names and protocol is very useful, if only for geeks. Goodnight Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Stealing my name its oll

July 1st 2002

Stealing my name its ollywood – Tabloid Terrorvision Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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I accidentally typed in

July 1st 2002

I accidentally typed in to Google Search: link@ And it produced the following statement. Why – I have no clue, but its interesting non-the-less. “LinkExchange, the Microsoft-owned banner exchange company, runs their entire operation on FreeBSD servers” Why do Micro$hite run on freeBDS ? odd. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing [...]

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God damn it – thats twic

July 1st 2002

God damn it – thats twice in 3 weeks that ER has made me cry. It will go down as one of the great TV seriess in histroy. Sod the Forsyth Saga – ERs been going 6 years and its still bloody good. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One [...]

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god damn being wasted is

July 1st 2002

god damn being wasted is such good fun ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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The only good thing abou

July 1st 2002

The only good thing about a hell of a hangover is that you probably had good fun getting it. Vida Loca ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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NowBeBits – 3ivx Codec

July 1st 2002

NowBeBits – 3ivx Codec looks a useful tool for ripping dvds Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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How exciting – blogging

July 1st 2002

How exciting – blogging (well webLogging) is becoming very official becuase theres now … (roll of drums) Guardian Unlimited | Weblog Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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I remember reading about

July 1st 2002

I remember reading about ClearType somewhere onths ago (probably NewScientist) but i hadnt seen it. It;s bloody amazing – it makes fonts chunky yet – strangly not bold – and veryy very clear ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us [...]

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Would you ever buy from

July 1st 2002

Would you ever buy from somewhere like Bluesnake ? No -= because when they are raided by the police (as anywhere will be if you sell a Hoover Sniffer Tube or a Powder Sniffing Kit will be in the end) you will get busted. They do take plastic though. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits [...]

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The barbies that never m

July 1st 2002

The barbies that never made it are bloody funny. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Very very scary – a comp

July 1st 2002

Very very scary – a computer scientist, working on boids, with a weblog, close-up photos of bit of his head on the front page and who puts [things in brackets]. Remind you of anybody you know ? The Homepage of Tom Carden, Leeds, England. scarys me. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming [...]

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Withnail And I s Drinkin

July 1st 2002

Withnail And I s Drinking Game – what a genious plan ! Thgough evil Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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A nasty little turdish p

July 1st 2002

A nasty little turdish peice of spyware has insdtalled itself on my machine – its called Ezula and when you remove it it just leave behind bits which can re-install it ! Lavasofts Ad-aware appears to have nailed it though ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked [...]

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Also on Fish Head on a S

July 1st 2002

Also on Fish Head on a Stick you can find Jamie Olivers Bible which is piss funny ! “In the beginning, I was creating this pukka meal, right; and this meal was without form; and sadness was upon the face of the diners in my wannabe posh restaurant” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold [...]

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Nicked from Fish heads O

July 1st 2002

Nicked from Fish heads On a Stick (cached by Google)it the Amazingly Stupid jade Quote ™ As Jade woke Spencer this morning, her remarkable lack of geographic nous came to the fore. She may have already consumed a few small alcoholic beverages to toast her 21st birthday, but the following transcript is somewhat tough to [...]

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“What have the last thre

July 1st 2002

“What have the last three years consisted of: stressful essay deadlines, crippling financial problems and a series of soul-destroying setbacks. Well good riddance.” Durham Shallot – Issue 36 (17 June 2002) hasa the full story. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give [...]

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Ive seen clothes shops f

July 1st 2002

Ive seen clothes shops for fat people, small people and now tallgirls – why isnt there a shop (online obviously) called Geeks Lookin Good. I might start one. I might not. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our [...]

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Updated Update: Maria at

July 1st 2002

Updated Update: Maria at Dial–a-flight was fantastic – even when, during her booking me a flight, her mobile rang to tell her her boyfriend had been in a car crash. He was fine, luckily. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us [...]

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Update: Angel – though

July 1st 2002

Update: Angel – though having a muchous sexy name – was pissing useless and whos helpful information turned out to be shite. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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And again with the ever

July 1st 2002

And again with the ever telling story – Australian brothel plans stock market flotation Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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I think the title tells

July 1st 2002

I think the title tells it all in this one – Ananova – Guards stop visitors groping Elle MacPherson waxwork Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Do you know what hobo-la

July 1st 2002

Do you know what hobo-language is ? Well you should. Anyway – more useful in todays society – Pub chalking Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Bugger me – half of them

July 1st 2002

Bugger me – half of them seem to work too ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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I was searching for a te

July 1st 2002

I was searching for a telephone number for the Slug and Lettuce chain of bars this afternoon when I came across an entry in the London phone book for “Slugger OToole” and a number for Mr OToole. I was going to phone up and find out what they did but I didnt have the courage. [...]

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Well Ive been fighting w

July 1st 2002

Well Ive been fighting with perl for a couple of hours and have finally filtered this list of Things People Found [c][w][d] With By Typing Them Into Google(tm). Not everythings hhere becuase Im still not amazing at pattern matching (plus there seem to be about 90,000 ways to format a google url …) but anyway [...]

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i need to remember this

July 1st 2002

i need to remember this http://www.guardian.co.uk/weblog/special/0,10627,752813,00.html Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Bonza – my new weather p

July 1st 2002

Bonza – my new weather pixie is working ! She shows the weather in newcastle (nearest airport to durham), just to prove its wet and cold and crap. Sadly today it appears to be shiny and nice. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and [...]

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Wow – theres a Weather P

July 1st 2002

Wow – theres a Weather Pixie that looks remarkably like my cousin ! Complete wiht cat. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Yuk. Apparently on BB3

July 1st 2002

Yuk. Apparently on BB3 last night Jade got naked. Yuk. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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