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“If girls want quiet tim

August 1st 2002

“If girls want quiet time, all they have to do is hang around guys. We wont say a thing unless were hungry or our hair is on fire.” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed [...]

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“.. and if god had been

August 1st 2002

“.. and if god had been smoking pcp when he designed frogs then theyr look more likethis“ Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Things you wish youd kno

August 1st 2002

Things you wish youd know at 16: If you try a funny line when you first meet a girl and its not funny, youll sound like a dork. You have to use flattery. We women are suckers for praise. If shes taken the time to tweak her look, let her know that youve noticed. Rrare [...]

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All in the title this on

August 1st 2002

All in the title this one – MH-18, the young mans guide to fitness, sports, girls, gear and life. Looks very useful, and is better that FHM, becuase it atleast pretends not to be porn. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give [...]

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The absolutly amazing Fr

August 1st 2002

The absolutly amazing Freelance Hellraiser remix A Stroke Of Genuis can be found over at http://www.jersey.net/~kildare/astrokeofgenius.mp3 Worth every byte. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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FuckWeasels – the links

August 1st 2002

FuckWeasels – the links are down – I will be working on it to see if we can find them somewhere else . Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Theres lots and lots of

August 1st 2002

Theres lots and lots of FLHR remixes over at – BSXtra Players – Freelance Hellraiser. Ive not tries the link to see if they are live yet, but i will, once I have the bandwidth (e.g. Ive killed Kazaa) Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with [...]

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There is some very inter

August 1st 2002

There is some very interesting reading to be had aboutThe Invisible Web on the end o9f that link. Id not realised how much information is out of the reach of searchengines, I realsed that it was a lot, but not that much. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow [...]

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What a beutiful peice of

August 1st 2002

What a beutiful peice of netspeak I have just run across – “typoneese”- eg. what u type in a hurry. Magic what the internet shows up occationally Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse [...]

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I got an email this evei

August 1st 2002

I got an email this eveing from Tom, a pal whos over in America at the moment – it read: “Right now in Atlanta there is a massive sci-fi and fantasy convention called DragonCon going on, so there a huge numbers of people wandering around Atlanta dressed as Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader and StormTroopers, that [...]

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Wow – a Blueberry Liqueu

August 1st 2002

Wow – a Blueberry Liqueur reciept. now that might well be useful. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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the_dr has the top bootl

August 1st 2002

the_dr has the top bootlegs of 2001 – all well worth a listen, so classics (dreadlock child, country inferno, etc) but some Ive not heard before. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus [...]

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Good God – cloudmark is

August 1st 2002

Good God – cloudmark is damned wonderful – it picked up 11 of the 14 smap messages in my inbox and filtered them into the poo folder ! B.o.n.z.a Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) [...]

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Anybody want to buy me a

August 1st 2002

Anybody want to buy me a belated 21st present ? Have a look at the amazinbg selection over at trancewww.ukdancerecords.com and sent it to me. Please ? Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse [...]

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God damn Id forgotten ho

August 1st 2002

God damn Id forgotten how much I loved Happy Hardcore, but then Dave did my the favour of slipping me a cheaky cd full of mp3s and now my room resonates at 140Bpm to Anabolic Frolik and Scooter ! Shiny happyness prevails all-round. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One [...]

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“Most people would soone

August 1st 2002

“Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.” – Bertrand Russell Good call ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Ive just played with the

August 1st 2002

Ive just played with the tempate for Blogs new feature – This Week … (In the style of Jesse from the Fast Show) And now Im off to the pub ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our [...]

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How odd – do your MSCEs

August 1st 2002

How odd – do your MSCEs on a cruise withgeek cruises.com Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Heres a bit of interesti

August 1st 2002

Heres a bit of interesting stats – The number of people who died in the USA, whose deaths were directly linked to the following substances Tobacco 340,000 – 395,000 Alcohol (excluding crime/accidents) > 125,000 Drug Overdose (prescription) 24,000 – 27,000 Drug Overdose (illegal) 3,800 – 5,200 Marijuana 0 *Source: U.S. Government Bureau of Mortality Statistics, [...]

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Ever wanted to know what

August 1st 2002

Ever wanted to know what taking drugs felt like without having to jack-up an arm full of whatever … then just read other epoples reports @Lycaeum > Leda > Trips Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily [...]

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Ok OK – I;ve been really

August 1st 2002

Ok OK – I;ve been really slack and not blogger in – oh – must be 4 days – so here I am – blogging. For the last three days I have been swimming in the sea, shooting, floating around with in kyacks, grill fish, catching fish (reverse the order on that one), drinking beer [...]

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Whos your hotornot daddy

August 1st 2002

Whos your hotornot daddy ? Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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“The comfortably off Vic

August 1st 2002

“The comfortably off Victorian family also often preferred to see as little of their off-spring as possible, especially once they reached a more mature age. ” Now thats how to have children ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this [...]

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Definatly far too Hannib

August 1st 2002

Definatly far too Hannibal to go as quote of the day but … “No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. ~ Honore de Balzac 1829 “ Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us [...]

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every time I look on Ama

August 1st 2002

every time I look on Amazon.co.uk it tells me “You could buy this book new for only �17.48 but why not get it second hand for �90,000,000 on amazon auctions.” Silly buggers. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day [...]

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Id completely forgotten

August 1st 2002

Id completely forgotten how much fun HOT or NOT? is ! Hours of useless entertainment. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Its official – Andy is a

August 1st 2002

Its official – Andy is a Star ! (note to everybody who is confused – this is important information ajnd should not be forgotten) (note to Andy – U R A *) Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day [...]

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Michelle from Liberty X

August 1st 2002

Michelle from Liberty X – Had crabs when she was in the fourth year at school. (apparently) But far more amusing : Q:How do crabs leave hospital? A:On crotches Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) [...]

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Said on popbitch of the

August 1st 2002

Said on popbitch of the Sugarbabes: “The Oriental-looking one reminds me of Nick-nack” Very non-pc, but fucking funny. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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knit a monkey similar to

August 1st 2002

knit a monkey similar to the one used to advertise a digital tv channel – bonza – now i just need to find a fluffy who can knit me one.Applications here Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our [...]

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Another case of “I think

August 1st 2002

Another case of “I think the title says it all” (hereby know as ITTTSIA)Microsoft convicted of software piracy ! Oh the irony. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Theres mgoing to be lots

August 1st 2002

Theres mgoing to be lots of links from the register today becuase they have lots and lots of cool stories including When Dreamcasts attack … eg. how to use a dreamcast to hack corporate networkd. shiny geekyness. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and [...]

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Amazing what Americans w

August 1st 2002

Amazing what Americans will come up with such as ~*~A society for those who are PRO ED EG. Are all for Eatting Disorders Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Classics from POPBITCH t

August 1st 2002

Classics from POPBITCH today include Oink! Oink! The average American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime. PCP-crazed rapper eats chest Antron Singleton aka “Big Lurch,” a Texas rapper who has performed with Mystikal, was recently charged with murdering a Los Angeles woman in April – and eating her lungs One cow will make 400 quarter-pounders. [...]

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Theres lots of digital g

August 1st 2002

Theres lots of digital goodness and happy shinyness ™ over at hackinthebox.org which has been entertaining me for the last few minutes. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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My God – now I have some

August 1st 2002

My God – now I have somebody to vote for the mp3 party ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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