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Batman Through the Ages.

November 1st 2002

Batman Through the Ages. Comic genius. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Bloody hell – “The Danis

November 1st 2002

Bloody hell – “The Danish Anti Pirat Gruppen (Anti Piracy Group) has issued invoices of up to $14,000 apiece to approximately 150 users of KaZaA and eDonkey for illegally downloading copyright material”. Details as always on The Register Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider [...]

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And now Fucking Blair is

November 1st 2002

And now Fucking Blair is siding with the top french wanker Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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American – tacky – but q

November 1st 2002

American – tacky – but quite good – Your “inner child” has long been waiting for a chance to usurp control of your body and force it to perform certain actions. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our [...]

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Have you ever seen Cluel

November 1st 2002

Have you ever seen Clueless – where Cher (the lovely Alicia) photos herself becuase she doesnt trust mirrors wellll….. “before I go out I use my digital camera to photo my ass to see what I look like” claims a girl I know ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : [...]

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What a fucking surprise

November 1st 2002

What a fucking surprise – France escapes fines over UK beef. They just piss on the EU ruling whenever it siuts them. Wankers. And they smell of garlic. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed [...]

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What a surprise Dubya co

November 1st 2002

What a surprise Dubya comes up wiht another shit plan. And puts another idiot in charge ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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“Harder than Chinese Alg

November 1st 2002

“Harder than Chinese Algebra” Aint that the truth. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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I just had an email from

November 1st 2002

I just had an email from tom saying … “just noticed something funny about your blog. if you read it backwards, from the top down, you get the impression that the comedy store was the best five quid youve spent in ages, followed secondly by buying sperm from romanians.” And he appears to be right. [...]

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Do I smell a fake hot or

November 1st 2002

Do I smell a fake hot or not submission? A girl that good lookming writting “I am a bikini model, and nude model. I AM DESPERATE!!!!! PLease say yes to meet me” really ? unlikey. But still possible …. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with [...]

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How exciting – my friend

November 1st 2002

How exciting – my friend bens newTatoo! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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How my identity was sto

November 1st 2002

How my identity was stolen on friends reunited. How exciting. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Are you a beardist? – we

November 1st 2002

Are you a beardist? – well are you ? Speak up lad ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Is the veggie boom over?

November 1st 2002

Is the veggie boom over? Lets hope so – “After seven years as a vegetarian I got sick of paying over the odds for vege lasagne and ropey jacket spuds. Now Im back to eating dead creatures. I feel not only healthier but also justly treated economically too. Paul Devenyi, UK “ Possibly Related Posts: [...]

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Born in the 1970s? Then

November 1st 2002

Born in the 1970s? Then you earn more than the children of the 60s, but you are also more miserable, according to a new report. Why? Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus [...]

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(We take you now to the

November 1st 2002

(We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. Whats happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: Thats what I want to know. Condi: Thats what Im telling [...]

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Of all the reall odd gig

November 1st 2002

Of all the reall odd gigs … “Thought wed give you a heads up about Train Trax, a local (and slightly bizarre) event taking place in Durham and Newcastle train stations on Saturday the 23rd November and Saturday 30th November respectively. Run by Generator, in association with Galaxy 105-106, the event will see Fingathing playing [...]

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I have nowhere near enou

November 1st 2002

I have nowhere near enough bandwidth but i will et them at somepoint DJ Z-Trip and DJ Ps Uneasy Listening Volume 1 is amazing. Im missing several tracks but will get them latter. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this [...]

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mass romantic fool is a

November 1st 2002

mass romantic fool is a very pretty blog – red and pink and css wonderfulness. Its also quite interesting. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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“I hate to advocate drug

November 1st 2002

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but theyve always worked for me. ” – Hunter S. Thompson Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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“Dogs have Masters, We C

November 1st 2002

“Dogs have Masters, We Cats have staff” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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And a close second was R

November 1st 2002

And a close second was Romanians to sell sperm to save jobs Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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What an amazing headline

November 1st 2002

What an amazing headline – “Granddad guns down terror squirrel” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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I don;t know if this is

November 1st 2002

I don;t know if this is real or not – but if I was having an attack I might give it a go. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK ALONE If everyone who gets this sends it to 10 people, you can bet that well save at least one life. Lets say its 6:15 p.m. [...]

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I don;t know if this is

November 1st 2002

I don;t know if this is real or not – but if I was having an attack I might give it a go. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK ALONE If everyone who gets this sends it to 10 people, you can bet that well save at least one life. Lets say its 6:15 p.m. [...]

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Ways to save water – if

November 1st 2002

Ways to save water – if it mellow … Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Remember that link to a

November 1st 2002

Remember that link to a glass dildo company ? Welll – somebody emailed me to thank me for pointing them in the right direction (!) and then followed it up with a link to 1st Ever Thousand Dollar Dildo – Huge Mr Blue. Which is very very scary. It looks alien to me, I think [...]

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I never realised that a

November 1st 2002

I never realised that a Hired spy stopped Newbury protest! How exciting. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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A Woman�s Guide on How

November 1st 2002

A Woman�s Guide on How to Pee Standing is bloody funny – and i suspect highly practical. I wouldnt know. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Namibia wisely spurns M$

November 1st 2002

Namibia wisely spurns M$ gift in favor of Linux – also read as “Namibia wisely tells M$ to “go fuck themselves” in favour of Linux.” Youd think that Microshite would give away software to a developing nation to help get a foothold in a developing market – but the dicks didnt even seem to think [...]

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IF MEN WROTE PROBLEM PAG

November 1st 2002

IF MEN WROTE PROBLEM PAGES Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring [...]

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Ive never seen TheWeek i

November 1st 2002

Ive never seen TheWeek in pictures before but it lookslike another excellent bit of BBC webstuff. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Id forgotten about half

November 1st 2002

Id forgotten about half of the songs I found on The best workout songs. I was trying to find what the sample at the begginging of House of Pains Jump About is – but now I know – and its not what I thought it was. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming [...]

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Full English Breakfast i

November 1st 2002

Full English Breakfast is dead. Bugger. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Ive shaved all my hair o

November 1st 2002

Ive shaved all my hair off ! And bugger me its cold. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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I cannot believe that th

November 1st 2002

I cannot believe that the fucking Americans can do this and get away with it. If any other country launched an unmanned plane that destrooyed “six suspected members” or an American terrorist cell then there would be bloody outcry – but when its somebody else – low and behold the “al-Qaeda network” then its fine [...]

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