11.01.02
Batman Through the Ages.
Batman Through the Ages. Comic genius.
Bloody hell - “The Danis
Bloody hell - “The Danish Anti Pirat Gruppen (Anti Piracy Group) has issued invoices of up to $14,000 apiece to approximately 150 users of KaZaA and eDonkey for illegally downloading copyright material”. Details as always on The Register
And now Fucking Blair is
And now Fucking Blair is siding with the top french wanker
American - tacky - but q
American - tacky - but quite good - Your “inner child” has long been waiting for a chance to usurp control of your body and force it to perform certain actions.
Have you ever seen Cluel
Have you ever seen Clueless - where Cher (the lovely Alicia) photos herself becuase she doesnt trust mirrors wellll…..
“before I go out I use my digital camera to photo my ass to see what I look like” claims a girl I know !
What a fucking surprise
What a fucking surprise - France escapes fines over UK beef. They just piss on the EU ruling whenever it siuts them. Wankers. And they smell of garlic.
What a surprise Dubya co
What a surprise Dubya comes up wiht another shit plan. And puts another idiot in charge !
I just had an email from
I just had an email from tom saying …
“just noticed something funny about your blog.
if you read it backwards, from the top down, you get the impression that
the comedy store was the best five quid youve spent in ages, followed
secondly by buying sperm from romanians.”
And he appears to be right. Comedy Store = good value for money - Romanian sperm donars = 2nd best news story - just to clear things up.
Do I smell a fake hot or
Do I smell a fake hot or not submission? A girl that good lookming writting “I am a bikini model, and nude model. I AM DESPERATE!!!!! PLease say yes to meet me” really ? unlikey. But still possible ….
How my identity was sto
How my identity was stolen on friends reunited. How exciting.
Is the veggie boom over?
Is the veggie boom over? Lets hope so - “After seven years as a vegetarian I got sick of paying over the odds for vege lasagne and ropey jacket spuds. Now Im back to eating dead creatures. I feel not only healthier but also justly treated economically too.
Paul Devenyi, UK “
Born in the 1970s? Then
Born in the 1970s? Then you earn more than the children of the 60s, but you are also more miserable, according to a new report. Why?
(We take you now to the
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. Whats happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: Thats what I want to know.
Condi: Thats what Im telling you.
George: Thats what Im asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellows name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya asking me for?
Condi: Im telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, Im asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: Thats the mans name.
George: Thats whos name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: Thats correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You dont want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
Of all the reall odd gig
Of all the reall odd gigs …
“Thought wed give you a heads up about Train Trax, a local (and slightly bizarre) event taking place in Durham and Newcastle train stations on Saturday the 23rd November and Saturday 30th November respectively. Run by Generator, in association with Galaxy 105-106, the event will see Fingathing playing in Durham train station and Dexter (from the absolutely fantastic Avalanches - remember Since I Left You and the warped hilarity of Frontier Psychiatrist?) playing in Newcastle train station. Not sure where the crowd is meant to stand
- on the tracks maybe? Anyway, the intention of the promoters is to bring dance music to a wider audience. Both acts will be on from 13.30 to 16.00. An added bonus is that if youre an aspiring DJ, youre being given the opportunity to enter a competition”
I have nowhere near enou
I have nowhere near enough bandwidth but i will et them at somepoint DJ Z-Trip and DJ Ps Uneasy Listening Volume 1 is amazing. Im missing several tracks but will get them latter.
mass romantic fool is a
mass romantic fool is a very pretty blog - red and pink and css wonderfulness. Its also quite interesting.
“I hate to advocate drug
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but theyve always worked for me. ” -
Hunter S. Thompson
