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THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SEC

December 1st 2002

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SECRET! DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!“THIS IS ALL TRUTH, ACCEPT THE LEARNING TRIANGLE NOW BEFORE THE US PRESIDENT CAN MAKE YOU A ZOMBY DUMBY!!! “ Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed [...]

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“why not?”- BBC – Derby

December 1st 2002

“why not?”- BBC – Derby – Have Your Say – Get your saying onto the 21st century Loveheart Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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And that last link lead

December 1st 2002

And that last link lead me to Most Popular Freeware on GRC.COM which appears to have many useful goodies for playing with windows. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Theres a nisty little Xp

December 1st 2002

Theres a nisty little Xp bug around that allows you to delete directories on peoples machines using a cunning URL – however XPdite – Quickly replace a dangerous Windows XP file will sort it for free. Bonus Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and [...]

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Are you being pestered b

December 1st 2002

Are you being pestered by really annoying popup windows send via windows messaging service ? Try Disabling Popup Messenger Service in Windows XP et al. for help. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse [...]

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I keep being annoyed by

December 1st 2002

I keep being annoyed by windows popping up o my machine thanks to !spam fuckers!. To anybody else how is having this problem i link to Disabling Popup Messenger Service in Windows XP et al. which talks you through stopping it. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked [...]

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This is brilliant – stit

December 1st 2002

This is brilliant – stitching up the con artists ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Did you know that if you

December 1st 2002

Did you know that if you FedEx something you can watch it all along the way ? Amazing – and Fun with FedEx has posting things to Santa to see how far they get ? Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give [...]

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Ha ha ! Spam ijit and g

December 1st 2002

Ha ha ! Spam ijit and general alround twatAlan Ralsky gets a taste of his own medicine ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Google Sets is amazing -

December 1st 2002

Google Sets is amazing – just give it a few examples and it finds all the others things! fuck me thats impressive. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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labs.google.com – Google

December 1st 2002

labs.google.com – Google Demos is full of fun things to play with ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Its in czech (but the pi

December 1st 2002

Its in czech (but the pictures are worth so much more than a thousand words)- itsNotebooky.cz Testing Labs Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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All very interesting its

December 1st 2002

All very interesting its Top Ten Digital Photography Tips]. Now i just need to buy a decent digital camera ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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dont worry kids – im bac

December 1st 2002

dont worry kids – im back! battered, brusised, twisred and loving everyminute of it. sking rocks. more later – when not completely shattered. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Just what Ive always wan

December 1st 2002

Just what Ive always wanted (to give elderly relatives for christmas -evil grin )Coon Penis Bone as worn by Mike Pitt (ex-dawsons Creek Gimp) Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Rooting Out Evil sounds

December 1st 2002

Rooting Out Evil sounds like a damned good plan to me – its almost a shame its a pisstake! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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OUR NATIONAL PRIDE! As

December 1st 2002

OUR NATIONAL PRIDE! As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM (GMT) all British women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your [...]

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OK OK – this is 100% a g

December 1st 2002

OK OK – this is 100% a geek link but Matrix and Quaternion FAQ is really really useful when you are stuck trying to do bigg-ass maths and cant quite get your head around silly little things. Appologies to all the non-spods outthere. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One [...]

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Im fasinated to find out

December 1st 2002

Im fasinated to find out what the dvd Cooking With Porn Stars is about! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Ok OK – this is getting

December 1st 2002

Ok OK – this is getting silly – Ill just post the links here bird number 1 and another one more spot the dog stop lookijng at me! scary wench Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily [...]

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yet more hotornot babes.

December 1st 2002

yet more hotornot babes. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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yet more hotornot totty

December 1st 2002

yet more hotornot totty ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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stephenbriggs.com hold

December 1st 2002

stephenbriggs.com hold a whole range of “cmot dibbler” stuff to buy. If you need to ask what it is – you dont need to buy it. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus [...]

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Do you thinkg you might

December 1st 2002

Do you thinkg you might have Hidden bias? Why not check – and why not make BushBoy (Dubya) do it while youre there. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Theres an amazing thing

December 1st 2002

Theres an amazing thing for generating pattisms (in-house joke) Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Whata great way to waste

December 1st 2002

Whata great way to waste money – adopt an otter! Which is odd as i laid a dead one in the loo about 10 minutes ago (:) viz stylee humour) Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily [...]

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Stylistically retarded b

December 1st 2002

Stylistically retarded but very very funny its girlsgirlsgirlss webshite. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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and in a simalar story C

December 1st 2002

and in a simalar story Cheetah massacres zoos kangaroos Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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>> McCartney: enemy of d

December 1st 2002

>> McCartney: enemy of ducks

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NewsForge: The Online Ne

December 1st 2002

NewsForge: The Online Newspaper of Record for Linux and Open Source seems to be full of interesting (if distinctly geeky) stories. Asia as the next linux hotbed ? maybe , maybe, Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our [...]

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“Youngsters at a Christm

December 1st 2002

“Youngsters at a Christmas carol service were devastated when the Reverend Lee Rayfield told them Santa Claus was dead.” ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Oh oh that it ! Thanks

December 1st 2002

Oh oh that it ! Thanks the JP for pointing out the truely brilliant emotioneric.com – which made me laugh my arse off. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Urg – had things to writ

December 1st 2002

Urg – had things to write but have forgotten them ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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“Its like watching Bevis

December 1st 2002

“Its like watching Bevis and Butthead – only in an office”! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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At the bottom of the Sou

December 1st 2002

At the bottom of the Sound of 2003 poll there are two great quotes. Read the first in the voice of a radio4 presenter and the second in your best AliG notes. Dizzee Rascal, another talentless face with Nike American headgear working the “persecution” thing to the max for the younger generation. Hector, USA Dizzee [...]

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Scouts bring new meaning

December 1st 2002

Scouts bring new meaning to “Be prepared”. Sensible in a modern world I feel. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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