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For a truely head turnin

January 1st 2003

For a truely head turning read Rectal Foreign Bodies (Things People Put Up Their Butts) is unbeatable if only for the phrase “Phosphorus match ends (homicide)” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus [...]

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Indian testicle attack i

January 1st 2003

Indian testicle attack is murder ! O.m.g Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Edward Lears The Owl and

January 1st 2003

Edward Lears The Owl and the Pussycat prettily illustrated. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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“Man sacked for blogging

January 1st 2003

“Man sacked for blogging” claimsThe Register! Bugger me – i think thats probably illegal. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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When i grow up I want to

January 1st 2003

When i grow up I want to be an Ideas hamster. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Softwares Chronic Crisis

January 1st 2003

Softwares Chronic Crisis; Scientific American; September 1994 Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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“KIM HOWELLS has become

January 1st 2003

“KIM HOWELLS has become embroiled in yet another music related controversy, this time accusing ROBBIE WILLIAMS of aiding international drug dealing and prostitution through his support for music piracy”Full story over on NME.COM Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this [...]

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Post fear-triangle its T

January 1st 2003

Post fear-triangle its Time Cube Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Only those who risk goin

January 1st 2003

Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far to go T.S. Eliot Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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The right to be heard do

January 1st 2003

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. * Hubert H. Humphrey Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Leisure What is this li

January 1st 2003

Leisure What is this life if full of care, We have no time to stop and stare. No time to stand beneath the bows And stare as long as sheep or cows. No time to see, when woods we pass, Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass. No time to see, in broad daylight, Streams [...]

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Peter Tatchell leads the

January 1st 2003

Peter Tatchell leads the protest at Lords! Go Peter Tatchell – Go ! He might be quite annoying – but his cause is just. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Friday = 14 hours of tra

January 1st 2003

Friday = 14 hours of travel for a 26 minute interview whwere I forgot all my questions and hadnt re-read my application form nightmare. Soundtrack – Road to hell. Saturday = 7 hour bar shift, followed by 4 hours of trampolining + 6 hours sleep. Oh – and the Tube train I took the day [...]

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Friday = 14 hours of tra

January 1st 2003

Friday = 14 hours of travel for a 26 minute interview whwere I forgot all my questions and hadnt re-read my application form nightmare. Soundtrack – Road to hell. Saturday = 7 hour bar shift, followed by 4 hours of trampolining + 6 hours sleep. Oh – and the Tube train I took the day [...]

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Nice ….” this hand-mad

January 1st 2003

Nice ….” this hand-made leather cover fits your copy of Radio Times magazine” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Killer Cats in Wales is

January 1st 2003

Killer Cats in Wales is incredible – pumas and cheetas attacking dogs in Wales. Police with guns, nightsights and other equipment on the trail. I couldnt eve find a crow lasttime I went out shooting ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice [...]

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The longer my picture on

January 1st 2003

The longer my picture on hotornot in on here the lower my rating gets ! Come on people – play fair ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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In a lovely case of misr

January 1st 2003

In a lovely case of misrepresentation “Singer Robbie Williams has said he believes music piracy is a “great” idea.” meaning that he likes the anarchy that means it cant be stopped – not that he likes having his music ripped off. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked [...]

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Hpw much debt are most s

January 1st 2003

Hpw much debt are most students in – about 10k by the end of thier degree – but that looks set to go up to �21,000 debt thanks to THE SODDING LABOUR GOVERNMENT! Piss of Tony- and why not shove yourself up Mr Bushs ring while youre there. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold [...]

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Busy busy busy weekend -

January 1st 2003

Busy busy busy weekend – but many things to say – 1) Go and see Gangs Of New York – its wicked – but it bloody long 2) Java is great – once you get into it – this may take many hours – the process is greatly speeded up by coffee+sweets 3) IRC can [...]

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Apparently Bhutan seeks

January 1st 2003

Apparently Bhutan seeks to be the first tobacco-free nation on earth. What a good idea – i might deviate from the path occationally – but working the bar in the smoking ban has changed my mind. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice [...]

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This man claims to be ma

January 1st 2003

This man claims to be many things, which he isnt and sells software that you could be arrested in this country for using, but he sells it to governments – so thats OK ! So quote The Register … “In all, a loathsome scam run by an equally loathsome con artist” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade [...]

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“”Yeah! Lets sell fish o

January 1st 2003

“”Yeah! Lets sell fish on the internet!” ” (sounds like me) and it was found on Rum and Monkey – Glendinning Test v2.0 Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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And another test (Im not

January 1st 2003

And another test (Im not telling you the result of the previous one!) its Rum and Monkeys Are You Damned? Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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What Kind of Drunk Are Y

January 1st 2003

What Kind of Drunk Are You? I dont want to know my answer. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Job Listings by Programm

January 1st 2003

Job Listings by Programming Language makes for interesting reading – and Im happy because Java + Perl are in the top four! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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It almost sounds stupid

January 1st 2003

It almost sounds stupid to ask “Is linux cheaper to run the windows” being that it is virtually free by all standards, but it it a damned sight more expencive to admin (becuase you need geeks not IT literate ijits) but finally it appeares that Linux TCO is cheaper! (tco = total cost of ownership) [...]

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Its a shame but Tomorrow

January 1st 2003

Its a shame but Tomorrows World axed after 38 years! I will miss it – its been dumbed down so much lately thats ots hardly worth watching – but its inspired many ageek over the years. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice [...]

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A Girls Guide to Geek Gu

January 1st 2003

A Girls Guide to Geek Guys By Mikki Halpin and Victoria Maat So, your crush on the bass player from Vibrating Sandbox has finally died a whimpering death and youre wondering where to go from here. All the sinister dudes are either dating a series of interchangeable high-school riot girls in baby doll dresses and [...]

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Microsofts masterplan to

January 1st 2003

Microsofts masterplan to screw phone partner – full details, makes for amazing reading – basically Microsoft didnt deliver the software fast enough, so Sendo couldnt sell any phones, then Microsoft bailed them out with a load, but under the obligation that “in the event of a Sendo bankruptcy, Microsoft would obtain an irrevocable, royalty free [...]

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Apparently this girl has

January 1st 2003

Apparently this girl has a thing for hott bosnian guys. Poor buggers – “hott” they might well be – but spelling in no her thing obviously. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus [...]

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Cheap airlines and Long

January 1st 2003

Cheap airlines and Long hours at computer both can cause “deep vein thrombosis” ! Bugger – thats work and play knocked out for me Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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OK – i hold my hand up a

January 1st 2003

OK – i hold my hand up and admit I once built and fired a Kartoffelkanone – though I didnt have anuthing like the success [sic injuries] that these kids did. Normally I would delight in officials saying things like �Woodland on Sundays echoes to the thump-thump of these [homemade] guns.” and “Some youths have [...]

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Briton leads the way in

January 1st 2003

Briton leads the way in dieing of heart disease. sadly not the prevention of heart disease, but the “ignoring of the heart disease message”. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Id love a Good Morning S

January 1st 2003

Id love a Good Morning Sunshine! even though it is probably the naffest thing ever seen on the Earth. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Mondays Childs by Mother

January 1st 2003

Mondays Childs by Mother Goose has told me “Tuesdays child is full of grace,”. Cool. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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