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New! Lickable iMacs! ma

February 1st 2003

New! Lickable iMacs! made my day “This really works. So go ahead, dont be shy. Lick your screen. Nobodys watching… “ Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Jesus – dont take acid a

February 1st 2003

Jesus – dont take acid and Write Google games! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Proof ! Finally its Bush

February 1st 2003

Proof ! Finally its Bushs unmasking Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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How fantastic would it b

February 1st 2003

How fantastic would it be to be ablle to built your own South Park Character? Say thank you now. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Incredible t- the first

February 1st 2003

Incredible t- the first 419 (AKA advanced fee) fraud revenge killing!. Er – well – shooting. In the hand. Even so … Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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In another bloody insult

February 1st 2003

In another bloody insult to your personal privacy in the name of homeland security. the USA government gets all you data (inc special dietry requirements) if you book a plane ticket. Apparently this infringes the Data Protection Act – but they dont seem to be giving a fuck. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold [...]

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File swappers can now be

February 1st 2003

File swappers can now become wife swappers is an interesting idea – but as Reg points out … “We guess that the majority will be youngish men, so it should be a good pick-up joint for geek gays. “ Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with [...]

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“MSN deliberately breaks

February 1st 2003

“MSN deliberately breaks Operas browser, claims company” reports The Register. Intesting stuff – apparently the three pages they downlaoded (posing an IE, netshite and Op) were all different “and has less content and is bigger than the one sent to IE.” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked [...]

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Ed has put up some impre

February 1st 2003

Ed has put up some impressive pictures about the “Stop The WAR!” march – all balck and whiteness fun Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Bloody hell – try and re

February 1st 2003

Bloody hell – try and read the lyrics to Born Slippy and hear the song in your head – God only knows how it was sung – becuase I cant get it to fit… DRIVE BOY… DOG BOY… DIRTY NUMB ANGEL BOY, IN THE DOORWAY BOY, SHE WAS A LIPSTICK BOY, SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL [...]

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Even more fun is the bar

February 1st 2003

Even more fun is the barney minesweeper Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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OMG – got too uch cash a

February 1st 2003

OMG – got too uch cash and need a thril … help design your own kidnapping! No thanks – ill stick to jumping off things and boucning up and down. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily [...]

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God Ive been busy – and

February 1st 2003

God Ive been busy – and achieving very little – so heres some random crap i found on the net whilst “researching” … Its better to fart and bear the shame, than not to fart and bear the pain. * The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. * The [...]

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idleworm: games – gulf w

February 1st 2003

idleworm: games – gulf war 2 is very cool. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Man live what a weekend

February 1st 2003

Man live what a weekend – stayed in friday – when out to Newcastle to Sugar then on Sunday to a rave @ To The Manor Born. Yay. Muchly tired still though- and its Tuesday. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give [...]

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Shamelessly stolen form

February 1st 2003

Shamelessly stolen form Stormwerks.net itsBLOCKDEATH: A Museum of Horrors aka. lego death! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Wow – the Downing St dos

February 1st 2003

Wow – the Downing St dossier might have been plagiarised! Wow. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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The truely foul … Wond

February 1st 2003

The truely foul … Wonderfully Wackys Wiggling Hula Girls Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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God ojnly knows who care

February 1st 2003

God ojnly knows who cares so much about Salt Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Surprise surprise anothe

February 1st 2003

Surprise surprise another virus that spreads via Kazaa and other P2P networks Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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0.7 per cent of the UK p

February 1st 2003

0.7 per cent of the UK population gave their official religion as Jedi! Oh shane if youre reading this I know youre proud! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Wow – what a busy weeken

February 1st 2003

Wow – what a busy weekend. I went out Friday – drank danced and woke up feeling terrible in black tie complete with feather boa. Saturday – worked my ass off for DUCK including … complete website, 6 poster designs, organising to wrestling ladies and some other blagging. Today = working on my manifesto, catching [...]

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Dell Dude In Pot Bust

February 1st 2003

Dell Dude In Pot Bust – unknown in the Uk hes in annoying Dell adverts in the USA., Wonder if Dell fire him? 25g – thats hardly a weekends worth i would think. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this [...]

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Cunning diagram of how m

February 1st 2003

Cunning diagram of how mobile phone guns work. Cunning – but ugly – and heavy – and smelly – and not as good as a real gun. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse [...]

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Hats off to Andy Flower

February 1st 2003

Hats off to Andy Flower and Henry Olonga for protesting against the “death of democrasy” in Zimbabwe. I wouldnt dare standup to such an unpleasent regiem, but they did and they deserve a bit of respect. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice [...]

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How fantastic would a Gu

February 1st 2003

How fantastic would a Guitar [with] an Ethernet connection be? If only I a)played a guitar, b)was even slightly musical c) had a network card. Nice idea still. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed [...]

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Oh how fantastic – Celeb

February 1st 2003

Oh how fantastic – Celebrity Mugshots! See them without lights, makeup or freedom! Hugh Grant looks so embarrased! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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One for the femanists ou

February 1st 2003

One for the femanists out there … 1) He said . . . I dont know why you wear a bra; youve got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants dont you? 2) He said . . . Since I first laid eyes on you, Ive wanted to make [...]

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USA Patriot Act is an in

February 1st 2003

USA Patriot Act is an interesting ide a- should the governement be able to tell whch books you have bought? Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Man I feel smug whern I

February 1st 2003

Man I feel smug whern I predicted at 1pm or so sat that Columbia auctions would start up! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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I can only be impressed

February 1st 2003

I can only be impressed when The Register reports that “Three hundred and seventy-six bytes” was all Slammer was! I installed some Micsoshite software last week that was 59 megs and still didnt work. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us [...]

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If the equivalent commen

February 1st 2003

If the equivalent comments made by Sheikh Abu Hamza were being made by a white vicar then he would have been arrested by now. Talk about racism! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse [...]

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Whilst perusing the BBC

February 1st 2003

Whilst perusing the BBC Radio 1 DJs Photos I made several discoveries. Nemone is prettier than i first through John Peel looks like a mini-cab driver Scott Mills looks like hes sat on something sharp Tim Westwood is very white Goldfinger looks like Felix da Housecat Steve lamaq is really odd looking Mark Goodier lookslike [...]

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Can somebody please expl

February 1st 2003

Can somebody please explain what Ivan Shapovalov means when he admitted that Tatu are what he called an “underage sex project” designed to appeal to men in search of “underage entertainment”. And why this isnt a)illegal and b) “paedophilic pop” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham [...]

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Wow – i knew Slammer was

February 1st 2003

Wow – i knew Slammer was impressive but fastest spreading computer bug in history is an impressive title. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Probably the most foul j

February 1st 2003

Probably the most foul jacket i have ever seen Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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