02.01.03
New! Lickable iMacs! ma
New! Lickable iMacs! made my day “This really works. So go ahead, dont be shy. Lick your screen. Nobodys watching… “
How fantastic would it b
How fantastic would it be to be ablle to built your own South Park Character? Say thank you now.
Incredible t- the first
Incredible t- the first 419 (AKA advanced fee) fraud revenge killing!. Er - well - shooting. In the hand. Even so …
In another bloody insult
In another bloody insult to your personal privacy in the name of homeland security. the USA government gets all you data (inc special dietry requirements) if you book a plane ticket. Apparently this infringes the Data Protection Act - but they dont seem to be giving a fuck.
File swappers can now be
File swappers can now become wife swappers is an interesting idea - but as Reg points out … “We guess that the majority will be youngish men, so it should be a good pick-up joint for geek gays. “
“MSN deliberately breaks
“MSN deliberately breaks Operas browser, claims company” reports The Register. Intesting stuff - apparently the three pages they downlaoded (posing an IE, netshite and Op) were all different “and has less content and is bigger than the one sent to IE.”
Ed has put up some impre
Ed has put up some impressive pictures about the “Stop The WAR!” march - all balck and whiteness fun
Bloody hell - try and re
Bloody hell - try and read the lyrics to Born Slippy and hear the song in your head - God only knows how it was sung - becuase I cant get it to fit…
DRIVE BOY…
DOG BOY…
DIRTY NUMB ANGEL BOY,
IN THE DOORWAY BOY,
SHE WAS A LIPSTICK BOY,
SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL BOY,
AND TEARS BOY
AND ALL IN YOUR INNERSPACE BOY
YOU HAD HANDS GIRL BOY
AND STEEL BOY
YOU HAD CHEMICALS BOY
IVE GROWN SO CLOSE TO YOU BOY
AND YOUVE JUST GROWN BOY
SHE SAID COME OVER COME OVER!
SHE SMILED AT YOU BOY…….
LET YOUR FOOLINGS SLIP BOY
BUT NEVER YOUR MASK BOY
RANDOM BLONDE BOY
HIGH DENSITY RANDOM BLONDE BOY
BLONDE COUNTRY
BLONDE HIGH DENSITY
YOU ARE MY DRUG BOY
YOURE REAL BOY
SPEAK TO ME BOY
DOG
DIRTY
NUMB
CRACKING BOY
YOURE GETTING WET BOY
BIG BIG TIME BOY
AND ACID BEARS BOY
AND BABES
AND BABES
AND BABES
AND BABES
AND BABES
AND REMEMBERING NOTHING BOY
DO YOU LIKE MY TIN HORN BOY?
IT GETS WET LIKE AN ANGEL DE-RAILED
YOUVE GOT A VELVET MOUTH
YOURE SO SUCCULENT AND BEAUTIFUL
SHIMMERING AND DIRTY
WONDERFUL AND HOT TIME ON YOUR TELEPHONE LINE
AND GOD AND EVERYTHING
AND IN WALKS AN ANGEL
LOOK AT ME MUM SQUATTING PISSED IN THE TUBE HOLE,
TOTTENHAM COURT ROAD
IVE JUST COME OUT OF THE SHIP
TALKING TO TO THE MOST BLONDE I EVER MET
SHOUTING:
LAGER!
LAGER!
LAGER!
SHOUTING:
MEGA!
MEGA!
WHITE THING
MEGA! MEGA!
SHOUTING:
LAGER!
LAGER!
LAGER!
SHOUTING:
MEGA!
MEGA!
WHITE THING
MEGA! MEGA!
SO MANY THINGS TO SEE AND DO IN THE TUBE-HOLE
TRUE BLONDE GOING BACK TO ROMFORD
HI MOM ARE YOU HAVING FUN?
AND ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY TO A NEW TENSION HEADACHE?…….
OMG - got too uch cash a
OMG - got too uch cash and need a thril … help design your own kidnapping! No thanks - ill stick to jumping off things and boucning up and down.
God Ive been busy - and
God Ive been busy - and achieving very little - so heres some random crap i found on the net whilst “researching” …
Its better to fart and bear the shame,
than not to fart and bear the pain.
* The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
* The nice part about living in a small town is that
when you dont know what youre doing, someone else does.
* I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are:
eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast.
Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day!
* If men can run the world, why cant they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your
neck?
* Only one shopping day left… til tomorrow.
* Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
* A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills.
She had 14 kids, but she doesnt really care.
* Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day,
someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
* My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.
Man live what a weekend
Man live what a weekend - stayed in friday - when out to Newcastle to Sugar then on Sunday to a rave @ To The Manor Born. Yay. Muchly tired still though- and its Tuesday.
Shamelessly stolen form
Shamelessly stolen form Stormwerks.net itsBLOCKDEATH: A Museum of Horrors aka. lego death!
Wow - the Downing St dos
Wow - the Downing St dossier might have been plagiarised! Wow.
Surprise surprise anothe
Surprise surprise another virus that spreads via Kazaa and other P2P networks
