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Male passenger in car, b

March 1st 2003

Male passenger in car, being driven by drunken wife, grabbed the wheel after �seeing Spiderman in the road�. Both escaped unhurt from ensuing rollover RTA. Male passenger subsequently hit by a lorry whilst exiting vehicle. An excert from the amazing … The Book of Pants pt.1 Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming [...]

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OhThe Phobia List made f

March 1st 2003

OhThe Phobia List made for hours of entertaining reading .. for example … Aeronausiphobia- Fear of vomiting secondary to airsickness. Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions. (WTF?) Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers (Irish – you reading this ?) Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection Neopharmaphobia- Fear of new drugs. (But the old ones ar [...]

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Impressions of the male

March 1st 2003

Impressions of the male personality as a function of beardedness scares me as i hate mine when i have one. But apparently it makes me more “manly” ? Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed [...]

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“She gave her best frien

March 1st 2003

“She gave her best friend a kidney – so were going to give her a makeover” – Richard and Judy, April 2000 Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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And another “i have no s

March 1st 2003

And another “i have no special talents. i am only passionately curious.” ~albert einstein Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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I think i might start a

March 1st 2003

I think i might start a quote of the day thing becuase i keep running across cool quotes in peoples sig and stuff. Stuff as … “Never attribute to Malice, that which can be blamed on stupidity” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and [...]

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“I am Jacks aching heart

March 1st 2003

“I am Jacks aching heart ” and more Fight Club Quotes Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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“Listen. Strange women l

March 1st 2003

“Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day [...]

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6Ts Northern Soul Weeken

March 1st 2003

6Ts Northern Soul Weekender and 100 Club all-nighters London has a DJ name generator! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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A lovely little / vox.ma

March 1st 2003

A lovely little / vox.machina / quote “”Due to the situation in Iraq, mail may take longer than normal to get to you. Please be patient!” Okay. The girl is in Texas. Shes not even on a military base. Why – why! – would it take my mail longer than normal to get to me [...]

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I hope they get the lass

March 1st 2003

I hope they get the lass from vancouver who served me lemon and cranberry muffins every morning for the “Women of Starbucks.” Playboy edition. She was looovely. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse [...]

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Proof The marines are in

March 1st 2003

Proof The marines are in Iraq. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Proof The marines are in

March 1st 2003

Proof The marines are in Iraq. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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www.BigBoots.US – home t

March 1st 2003

www.BigBoots.US – home to another bunch of freekin xenophobic Americans. Formally known as FRANCESTINKS.COM , but that got taken out by “ANTI-US HACKERS”. Hoyaaa! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Either this is fake – or

March 1st 2003

Either this is fake – or absolutly amazing (and pointless) its FLY – a webserver mounter on the inside of a housefly ! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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CSS layout techniques: f

March 1st 2003

CSS layout techniques: for Fun and Profit over atglish.com has many many wonderful css tips. I will be going 3 column liquid as soon as i have a chance. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) [...]

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And as with all good thi

March 1st 2003

And as with all good things theres an Online version of the virtual fishtank too. (Cheaper than an air tickets-not half as much fun though.) Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing [...]

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theKat asked me to pop t

March 1st 2003

theKat asked me to pop this one up – its a search engine that also donates money to charity (?) Dogpile Donate Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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OK – how amazingly cools

March 1st 2003

OK – how amazingly cools is MoSs The Virtual FishTank. If only it was over here rather than over there. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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ARGH! Dissertation hell!

March 1st 2003

ARGH! Dissertation hell! Ive been typing the bytch for a week, and finally were getting somewhere. With the first draft. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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CPS 108 Flocks Programme

March 1st 2003

CPS 108 Flocks Programmers Manual imght be of interst to other people (aka geeks) who are implienting flocking behaviors. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Bloody hell spam is piss

March 1st 2003

Bloody hell spam is pissing me off something crhonic this week. 20 to 30 smap messages a day is far far far too many.If a ever meet Alan Ralsky ill punch him soo hard …. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give [...]

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Why is cheap lemon juice

March 1st 2003

Why is cheap lemon juice is made with artificial flavourings while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? And who tastes dog food when it has a “new & improved” flavour? And while were on the subject – why there isnt mouse-flavored cat food? Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : [...]

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Lie of the week is up an

March 1st 2003

Lie of the week is up and rulling – all it needed was a caridge return! Blooody computers being fickle. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Ever wonder why ABCDEF a

March 1st 2003

Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes? A – Almost B – Better C – Cute D – Damn good E – Enormous F – Fake G – Gone South Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this [...]

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God damn it what a week

March 1st 2003

God damn it what a week Lost cards, exploding computers, dissertation not going well, rejected advances, far too much non-academic work – stress stress stress. And my quick blog tags dot seem to be wokring so most of the stuff ive tried to post this week hasnt worked ! Only noticed now when i came [...]

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Ever noticed that “An Al

March 1st 2003

Ever noticed that “An Album Cover” is just “Anal Bum Cover” with the space in the wrong place? No – niether did I until i was trying to work out what the hell I had written down late at night! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham [...]

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“A man who shovelled sno

March 1st 2003

“A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice [...]

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“Just one or two ecstasy

March 1st 2003

“Just one or two ecstasy pills could cause long-lasting brain damage “says new report Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Man alive there are some

March 1st 2003

Man alive there are some proper freaks around …The Fellowship of the Ring of Free Trade Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Im very worried when the

March 1st 2003

Im very worried when the The UKs Daily Mirror has a good front page as show half way down ..When are pictures of POWs propaganda? Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing [...]

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Oh the joy of laughing a

March 1st 2003

Oh the joy of laughing at Wiggers “WHATZ THA DAMN DEAL WELCOME TO THA PLAYAZONE > “DIS SITE IZ RAN BY THA TWO OF DA BEST PLAYAZ ANYWHERE PLAYAMADE AND DAT NIGGA QAZ” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this [...]

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Ever spent ages looking

March 1st 2003

Ever spent ages looking for a correct colour to match your new shiny blue desktoip (or whatever) – you need …EasyRGB – Color harmonies. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Googlism is amazing – it

March 1st 2003

Googlism is amazing – it tells you what google thinks of things (er – try it – this will quickly become clear). however what Googlism thinks of me is a little worrying – “oliver wood is my perfect guy” is fine but “oliver wood is ugly and what is up with his last name?”. Harry [...]

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Thanks to dave for point

March 1st 2003

Thanks to dave for pointing me towards the US Department of Laughs. “If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud”! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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In an anti-war type thin

March 1st 2003

In an anti-war type thing San Francisco protesters stage a vomit in Unique. Creative. It mihgt be anti-war but i still like it. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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