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Argh – me pirate name be

April 1st 2003

Argh – me pirate name be Dread Pirate Kidd. Not happt with that one. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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In the long running cont

April 1st 2003

In the long running contest of “whats my ****ing name” things its …Whats My Pirate Name?) Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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String inspired drinking

April 1st 2003

String inspired drinking games ! (Well that man could drive me to dirnk anyday) Two teams One copy of the Polices Roxanne Large supply of drinks One team takes a drink on the lyrics “Roxanne” Other team takes a drink on the lyrics “Red Light” If you know the song things get hectic towards the [...]

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Did anybody video the la

April 1st 2003

Did anybody video the last episode of 40 ? I missed the last half due to “failure to rewind tape” error. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Webgeek 0lympics is an o

April 1st 2003

Webgeek 0lympics is an olypics. For geeks. On the web. all neatly implied in the title. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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No…. what you want to

April 1st 2003

No…. what you want to takes is ….TheSpark.coms Mutant Quiz! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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You know what you want t

April 1st 2003

You know what you want to take … TheSpark.coms Slut Test! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Apple invented the mouse

April 1st 2003

Apple invented the mouse … and now theyve panted ///United States Patent Application: 0030076303 Could it be the next big think? Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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oh… free shiny desktop

April 1st 2003

oh… free shiny desktop wallpaper from Art. Lebedev Posters Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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What an Easter – family,

April 1st 2003

What an Easter – family, travel, trampolining, LEDS, revising, no internet for most of it. Got back today – have forgotten the icecream maker (essentical summer accessory) have remembered sodastream (useless messmaking toy). Got to bed about 3am last night having sorted the dissertation and shown it whos boss. kick ass. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade [...]

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Thank the lord for incom

April 1st 2003

Thank the lord for incompitentejits who make the world so much more amusing! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Good news … Intel give

April 1st 2003

Good news … Intel gives away lip-reading speech recognition codespeech recognition code. how cool is that ? About as cool as Dragon Easyspeaking, which is great (so long as you have monsterous amounts of memory) Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give [...]

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Buffy Sex Chart – a work

April 1st 2003

Buffy Sex Chart – a work of art. And devotion. And foolish wasting of time. We love it! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Right – Im back! The la

April 1st 2003

Right – Im back! The last week I have been hemoraging money at an amazing rate – but Dublins quite a pretty city and the trampolining was amazing! Bollocks to competiing against girls (who are back biting – bitvhy and generally no fun) – novice blokes were friendly and up for a laugh! I did [...]

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thats why they call it a

April 1st 2003

thats why they call it a shortcut…if it was easy, it would just be “the way” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Truely one of those “Id

April 1st 2003

Truely one of those “Id really have never thought of” moments was won this week by Audi-oh.com who make … wait for it …. ” vibrators and stimulators – Audi-Oh uses sound to create a uniquely stimulating” Including the amusing instruction …”Will not over-heat during use” G.E.N.I.U.S Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water [...]

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Ive ssen the LAN connect

April 1st 2003

Ive ssen the LAN connective kettle but Id buy the ThinkGeek :: George Foreman USB iGrill Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Bloody hell! Durham Apr

April 1st 2003

Bloody hell! Durham April fools joke – “New Whitespace-Only Programming Language” makes it ontoSlashdot: News for nerds, stuff that matters Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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“People who know the squ

April 1st 2003

“People who know the square root of bugger all!” What a great phrase. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Gnome-Girl — proof (as

April 1st 2003

Gnome-Girl — proof (as if it was needed) that bloggers are on average more attractive than non-blogging geeks. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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I think its time to reme

April 1st 2003

I think its time to remember Maurice Wilkins of Kings College London, who carried out key experiments on DNA. Everybody (hopefully) can name Watson and Crick, but does anybody ever remember Wilkins? Fifty years of the double helix continues the story. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked [...]

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s n a z z y k a t is an

April 1st 2003

s n a z z y k a t is an amazing piece of design – completely skinnable and (if the girl jumping in the air is her) run by a very cue grrrrl Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us [...]

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God Id love to be a prof

April 1st 2003

God Id love to be a professional photographer, just look at In pictures: UK forces in Iraq Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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BlogShares is celebdaq f

April 1st 2003

BlogShares is celebdaq for blogs. or to put it anotherway Fantasty footbal of geek. or to put it yet another way playing the stockmarket for wimps. or to put it another way Champ Man for the reast of the world (Listening JP?). or to put it another way… ok ok – ill shut up. Possibly [...]

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Genius ! Kitty is the ul

April 1st 2003

Genius ! Kitty is the ultimate companion, and can be downloaded straight to a phone! Its tender purring vibrations provide perfect company on even the loneliest winter nights But beware … this might well happen. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give [...]

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Around The World On a Wh

April 1st 2003

Around The World On a Whistle with RONNIE RONALDE is a guide to a genius! “maralin munro once told me that my whisking made her tremble!” What a man. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) [...]

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I HATE SPAM. Im sure mo

April 1st 2003

I HATE SPAM. Im sure most people do – but sometimes it is quite amusing (and no – im not talking of the 30 penis enlargement emails i get a week!) Take this little beuty that landed in my inbox this morning … Get the Iraqi Most-Wanted Deck of Playing Cards Only $7.45 a Set! [...]

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I knew that The Mercator

April 1st 2003

I knew that The Mercator Projection was distorted – but Id never got round to looking up the Peters Projection which is “more accurate”. I didnt know that there was so much controversy over it. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give [...]

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I always liked Mohammed

April 1st 2003

I always liked Mohammed Saeed Sahaf (the iraqi information minister) – with his fantastic quotes “its alll lies – they are barely away from the coast!” but maybe Ryanairs Sahaf advert angers rival is a fair point. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and [...]

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Bloody hell -somebodies

April 1st 2003

Bloody hell -somebodies made a cardboard computer case cunningly called then…�ʥܡ���Уåܥå��� Which is probably somehting very cool in Chineese/Japaneese, but Ive no idea what as I have no language skills over and above java. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us [...]

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Lorenzo Climbs Everest i

April 1st 2003

Lorenzo Climbs Everest is a blog written by satphone – from Everest. Amazing. Bloggers are getting a little extreame these days. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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The Iraqi Information Mi

April 1st 2003

The Iraqi Information Minister lives again! “We have illiminated SARS” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Man calls …His Holines

April 1st 2003

Man calls …His Holiness the Pope as a character witness! Just your everday account of “electronic abuse and Pope-impersonating Welshman” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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X-Men2 , matrix:reloaded

April 1st 2003

X-Men2 , matrix:reloaded and Terminator 4 – all int he next 2 months! UK Cinema Release Dates Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Having searched on AOL i

April 1st 2003

Having searched on AOL it suggested “Search eBay.co.uk to buy and sell IRAQS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION ” and Find Kids Only sites about “iraqs weapons of mass destruction” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) [...]

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Some interesting, though

April 1st 2003

Some interesting, though admittadly fairly extream, Christian views on Warfare Enemies: The World (?), The Flesh (*gasp*), The Devil (predictable) Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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