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Oh – i forgot to say – n

May 1st 2003

Oh – i forgot to say – new shiny layout via css. u.g.l.y at the moment I know but Ill get it sorted out soon. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing [...]

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Eductional, informative

May 1st 2003

Eductional, informative and fucking funny its…SEX EDUCATION AT ITS BEST Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Amature (parody) rap. g

May 1st 2003

Amature (parody) rap. genius. Well ma name is Ban and me likes to rock me gonna wind you up like da mothafukkin clock you spakkin dat shit on da forum G But you gotta mothafuckkin mouth like a da dirty lavatory Moderator watching like da police see 911 is afta me I got no time [...]

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Im typing this from in b

May 1st 2003

Im typing this from in bed – god damn wireless keyboard and mouse is cool! Now i just need a wireless monitor and 802.11 and I can have a wireless life! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our [...]

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If madonna made pillows!

May 1st 2003

If madonna made pillows! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Pity Me get in the paper

May 1st 2003

Pity Me get in the papers. Amazing. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Some Japaneese Lovehotel

May 1st 2003

Some Japaneese Lovehotels apparently feature Hello Kitty themed SM rooms. Odd, kinky, for Japaneese. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Easiest way to waste tim

May 1st 2003

Easiest way to waste time – Dilbert Oh Dilbert. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Hi,I enjoy long walks& t

May 1st 2003

Hi,I enjoy long walks& the beach& smelling my shoessmelling my shoes Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Jail Babes – hot or not

May 1st 2003

Jail Babes – hot or not /dating but with girls in jail. Tastefull. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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The internet is full. Pl

May 1st 2003

The internet is full. Please Go away! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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And taking bodymodding t

May 1st 2003

And taking bodymodding to extreams its The Lizardman – Body Modification Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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i have only two words ..

May 1st 2003

i have only two words …tongue splitting Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Accept Jesus – Get A Fre

May 1st 2003

Accept Jesus – Get A Free Phone! SIAITT. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Welcome to the White Hou

May 1st 2003

Welcome to the White House – WWW.WHITEHOUSE.ORG – pure comedy genius. WifeBeater Boutique! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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eBay item 2319165758 (En

May 1st 2003

eBay item 2319165758 (Ends May-04-03 08:07:42 PDT ) – Date with a bunch of geeks. the actual thing. with photo Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Bugger me – a scene in t

May 1st 2003

Bugger me – a scene in the matrix is showig the use of nmap – a real hacking tool R.e.s..e.c.t Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Oh god geek selling them

May 1st 2003

Oh god geek selling themselves on ebay thanks to …The Register Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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HOT or NOT person trying

May 1st 2003

HOT or NOT person trying to be arty ! “As the pen sits in the open window screaming “time will tell”. laughs as the crayons who dance like little demons as the fire burns their eyes. Slipping pills to the hand that writes their fate and the clock ticks seconds short and once all is [...]

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CUDI the Citizens United

May 1st 2003

CUDI the Citizens United for a Decent Internet are idiot – or its a spoof. “members of the Free Source cult to create hacking tools for disabling filtering software. Walmart.com even promotes the use of these hacking tools (popularly known as “Linix”)” IJITS! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One [...]

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My thought go out to the

May 1st 2003

My thought go out to the family of the intrepit exporer and weblogger Pen Hadow. I hope hell come back fine. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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I know ive linked to him

May 1st 2003

I know ive linked to him before but Lizard Man is amazing and now does The Lizardman The Live Shows I quote: “Through careful training and conditioning The Lizardman is able to withstand sledgehammer blows that explode concrete blocks not only on his chest but also on his groin! And if that wasnt enough, the [...]

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Go to Googleand type “fr

May 1st 2003

Go to Googleand type “french military victories” and hit “I feel lucky” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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oh – one more “#77 pict

May 1st 2003

oh – one more “#77 pictures of saddam hussein in audi with naked girls “ Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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top referees this week a

May 1st 2003

top referees this week all seem to be people searching google for those damned iraq playing cards however … “#42 jordana brewster naked feet sex” Freaks of the world unite. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily [...]

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He Was a Crook – by Hunt

May 1st 2003

He Was a Crook – by Hunter S. Thompson is an obituary to Richard Nixon . funny – and very true. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Naked news – the news. n

May 1st 2003

Naked news – the news. naked. With girls. high speed non-work connections only need apply. Duncan and I like the girl in the red dress who does the conomics reports. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily [...]

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[entering big rant mode]

May 1st 2003

[entering big rant mode] “Texting for beginners ” is a fucking disgrace!. Most epople in this country have trouble grasping the idea of percentages and this is a “government-funded course”. For fucks sakes pepole lets get this coutry sorted. [/end rant] Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked [...]

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As most know im not a gr

May 1st 2003

As most know im not a great fan for the Americans but this has to be one of the best comedy combacks ive seen in ages. Thanks to Big JH for forwarding it to me… from a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who [...]

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Its not news, its FARK.c

May 1st 2003

Its not news, its FARK.com Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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William Gibson speaks ab

May 1st 2003

William Gibson speaks about blogging. god – that nearly makes it official. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Broadband balloons ! Ama

May 1st 2003

Broadband balloons ! Amaxing – genius – clever use of existing technology – all good things ! Ive always thought that hotair ballons were an elegant olution to many things. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily [...]

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cats are as crap as rats

May 1st 2003

cats are as crap as rats! I knew it. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Ive always been a big fa

May 1st 2003

Ive always been a big fan of Cliveyland which has many cool things to do. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Quotes form my first pos

May 1st 2003

Quotes form my first post-exam email. to the best of my knowledge these dont appluy to me ! Sadly, examiners are strictly forbidden, by University regulation, to tear – limb from limb – students who do not obey the rubrics even though we are, at times, sorely tempted. Please write your full anonymous code. Someone [...]

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Probably the most silly

May 1st 2003

Probably the most silly address …www.111.com! (theres sixtyof them). Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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