05.01.03
I recieved an all new am
I recieved an all new amusing piece of spam this morning. I include the full text, becuase I think its funny, not becuase Im likely to buy the….
Deck of Weasels
The Pentagons Iraqi Most Wanted “Deck of Death” playing cards was a huge hit with Americans. Now, NewsMax.com is raising the ante - with the Deck of Weasels, depicting the 54 worst leaders and celebrities who opposed America and were key members of “The United Nations of Weasels.”
This hot new set of playing and informational cards - which will surely be a collectors item - depicts the enemies of America and Iraqs liberation in a satirical way while revealing the evidence of their hatred - their own quotes against America!
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No doubt the Deck of Weasels will enrage those included - including Michael Moore, Tim Robbins, Jacques Chirac, Barbra Streisand, Teddy Kennedy, Kofi Annan and many more.
Youll laugh out loud looking at the faces of the worlds greatest weasels - each wearing the beret of Saddam Husseins Republican Guard - now dubbed “Saddams Weasel Brigade.”
Under each photo is each Weasels quote revealing his/her anti-American, pro-Saddam ranting!
The Ace of Spades is none other than French Prime Minister Chirac, Saddam Husseins partner in crime of 30 years, and includes his most infamous quote: “Our position is no matter what the circumstances, France will vote no.” The Washington Times new revelation that France helped Saddams top goons escape shows just how relevant and useful this deck is.
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The Deck of Weasels also includes many other notables - weasels such as NAFTA “partners” Vicente Fox of Mexico and Jean Chretien of Canada, and others in our own Senate such as Teddy Kennedy and Robert “KKK” Byrd.
The Deck of Weasels is a “Whos Who” of celebrity weasels: Martin Sheen, Jane Fonda, Janeane Garofalo, Sean Penn, George Clooney, Susan Sarandon and more.
There will be enough in the Deck of Weasels to keep you laughing for years!
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Each suite of the Deck of Weasels reveals Americas enemies. The Spades are the most treacherous of the worlds foreign leaders. The Diamonds are the most backstabbing U.S. leaders. The (bleeding) Hearts, of course, consist of Hollywoods woefully ill-informed would-be geopolitical “experts.” And the Clubs include the worst of the biased media and self-appointed pundits.
And we have the Jokers, with their funny little hats: Jimmy Carter and Jesse Jackson.
The Deck of Weasels is not only great fun, its also educational. Check out the cards and learn:
* which rock star raged: “We [expletive] deserve to get bombed. …Bring it on, I hope the Muslims win!”
* which Hollywood has-been whined: “This is a racist and imperialist war. The warmongers who stole the White House (you call them hawks, but I would never disparage such a fine bird) have hijacked a nations grief and turned it into a perpetual war on any non-white country they choose to describe as terrorist.”
* which movie star ranted: “I believe he [President Bush] thinks this is a war that can be won, but there is no such thing anymore. We cant beat anyone anymore.”
* the shocking pro-Saddam comment that escaped the lips of the self-styled sweetheart of morning TV “news” (and she refuses to retract her statement!).
* why three U.S. senators and eight U.S. congressmen made the cut.
* which prominent American political figure lied: “Far from being a threat to the United States, or any other people, Iraq has been a victim of U.S. aggression for 12 years.”
* the identity of the congressman, given a pass by most of the media, who disparaged U.S. troops in Iraq as baby killers.
* which congressman blamed Operation Iraqi Freedom on the Jews.
* why Carter and Jackson became the infamous jokers they are - one a disastrous former president who continues to damage his country, and the other a failed president wannabe compelled to poke his greedy fingers in every pie.
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The “Deck of Death” Most Wanted Iraqis was the best selling product in NewsMaxs history. The Deck of Weasels is poised the trump even that. Its sure to be a collectors item and makes a great gift too.
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