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Apparently Britons have

August 1st 2003

Apparently Britons have problems with sex. Which is a shame Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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It appears that bad boyB

August 1st 2003

It appears that bad boyBush has a blog Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Man the things that can

August 1st 2003

Man the things that can happen when you leave school! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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PHOTOSHOP THE KLAN near

August 1st 2003

PHOTOSHOP THE KLAN nearly made me wet myself. Theres about 9 squillion pages of it to got hrought though. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Panduins! rule.

August 1st 2003

Panduins! rule. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Wierd how the word goes

August 1st 2003

Wierd how the word goes round, one day your find B3TA via somebodies blog then the next day you find B3TA via bastard pop websites. odness Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus [...]

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Yay for Dan ! Hes just

August 1st 2003

Yay for Dan ! Hes just sent me an email – i will write back. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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fucking ITS – have turne

August 1st 2003

fucking ITS – have turned off cutnpaste thus I now can only now tell you about a bookI was going to tewll you about, rather than link to it and only promise I will tell you about it at another date. Sorry Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow [...]

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Proof once again that Am

August 1st 2003

Proof once again that America has more nutcases than anywhere else – thge sick fucks. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Apparently Zippotricks h

August 1st 2003

Apparently Zippotricks has gone reports The Register. Shame – wicked site – heres the final goodbye Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Bejesus – thats a siloet

August 1st 2003

Bejesus – thats a siloet and a half! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Man speas out against Mi

August 1st 2003

Man speas out against Microsoft. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Anybody who has worked f

August 1st 2003

Anybody who has worked for/with me knows how much I hate printers. They think with Eddie Izzard sly-cat voices. You know its the Truth Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Now is !this pretty cool

August 1st 2003

Now is !this pretty cool. Pretty cool indeed Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Mnay thanks to Fish Head

August 1st 2003

Mnay thanks to Fish Heads On A Stick who have many many comedy things on the site and who say … “Always has the amusing links to be seen” ! Cool – now Im going to have to start being more amusing and less political. When I have time. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits [...]

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Oh the joy of Mornington

August 1st 2003

Oh the joy of Mornington Crescent. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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At the top of PORNBLOGRA

August 1st 2003

At the top of PORNBLOGRAPHY is a pictre of a girls back. Thats one amazing tatoo. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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And onc more with the be

August 1st 2003

And onc more with the bejesus – its instapundit who cant have a real job otherwise he wouldnt have enough time to blog every 30 seconds. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus [...]

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the reverse cowgirls pho

August 1st 2003

the reverse cowgirls photo paddock has some really interesting images. And some really fun ones. And far far far too many maniquins. Oh and prOn, so watch out if at work. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our [...]

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Fuck me if scrappleface

August 1st 2003

Fuck me if scrappleface isnt the funniest thing ive read in ages Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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“and possibly the worse.

August 1st 2003

“and possibly the worse…. I once put blue food coloring into old mashed potatoes, squashed it on the floor, then convinced my 4 year old sister that Id killed a smurf. She cried and screamedn for hours. I think shes still scarred from that.” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : [...]

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(cough)dick(/cough)Teens

August 1st 2003

(cough)dick(/cough)Teens and Politics Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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It would seem i was wron

August 1st 2003

It would seem i was wrong about Teens and Politics as Duncan has pointed out. if you scroll furthur down the page it appears to be written in real english! My only (piss poor) excuse is that none of the below appeared on my screen and i had no instinct to scroll. Possibly Related Posts: [...]

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USATODAY.com – has a ist

August 1st 2003

USATODAY.com – has a ist of internet obsessions – every one of which i have heard of. Proof (as if I needed it) Im actually a netGeek. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse [...]

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Zalman are releasing a c

August 1st 2003

Zalman are releasing a completely fanless computer. Heatpipes – wonderful things. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Microsoft Windows: Insec

August 1st 2003

Microsoft Windows: Insecure by Design Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Yoink

August 1st 2003

Yoink Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Apparently someCD-Record

August 1st 2003

Apparently someCD-Recordable discs unreadable in less than two years Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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the matrix re:writen as

August 1st 2003

the matrix re:writen as hikus. Who has this much time on thier hands! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Themed fonts – what a us

August 1st 2003

Themed fonts – what a useful ideaTypeNow.net Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Id forgotten how good Di

August 1st 2003

Id forgotten how good Diffusion remixes were Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Oh dear,Pink has got in

August 1st 2003

Oh dear,Pink has got in a strop about Prince William hunting animals. Do you think he gives a flying fck women? I might not be the biggest fan of fox hunting because of its societ connertations, however I wish people who stop whining and let people get on with things. Oh – and who actually [...]

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The Timmy Mallet is a c

August 1st 2003

The Timmy Mallet is a childrens entertainer with a difference, the difference being that Mallet has what other presenters such as Toby Anstis or Andi Peters dont. Which is a giant palace, filled with open tubs of lard and small puppies to play with. Apparently. Allegedly. Please dont sue me! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured [...]

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The Hall Of Washed Up Ce

August 1st 2003

The Hall Of Washed Up Celebrities featuring Jim Bowen and Anthea Turner Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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“And from the load of dr

August 1st 2003

“And from the load of drunken thugs, Sex-maniacs and twits, St Cuthberts moulded gentlemen, Of balanced, cultured wits. In short, the kind of splendid chap Youd like your girl to wed, Who drinks but little, works a lot, And sleeps alone in bed. While from the load of bawdy tulls, Of saucy, shameless strumpets, He [...]

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“And from the load of dr

August 1st 2003

“And from the load of drunken thugs, Sex-maniacs and twits, St Cuthberts moulded gentlemen, Of balanced, cultured wits. In short, the kind of splendid chap Youd like your girl to wed, Who drinks but little, works a lot, And sleeps alone in bed. While from the load of bawdy tulls, Of saucy, shameless strumpets, He [...]

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