11.01.03
Pictures speak louder th
Pictures speak louder than words ever could about …Comdex 2003 Bill Gates Keynote - The Matrix
Pictures speak louder th
Pictures speak louder than words ever could about …Comdex 2003 Bill Gates Keynote - The Matrix
Finally the first 3d lap
Finally the first 3d laptops are here. you read about them first here, years ago.
Ive always been a huge f
Ive always been a huge fan of those vodka adverts - and theres a few here at AD WORLD - Articole
Id forgotten just how go
Id forgotten just how good Howstuffworks.com is. its great for explaining those things such as how the lights on stairs work - which ive never quite got round to working out but wondered about just about each time Ive used them
As per normal the BBC ar
As per normal the BBC are running an amazing series of stories aboutpeople living with HIV . Well worth a read, the list of stories is on the right hand column.
Oh this is bloody great!
Oh this is bloody great!
Monkeys - and Bush. monkeys …. and Bush!
Essential kit for presid
Essential kit for presidents kesfor some really interesting reading.
Im really not sure Im re
Im really not sure Im reading this, cant Americans face that face that they have their own nutjob and that its unlikeyl that the DC SNIPERS… MOST PROBABLY AL-QAEDA TERRORISTS
m,any many years ago i w
m,any many years ago i wrote The International Diary Of A Globe Trotting Cumbria Duck Chef the tour diary of my good mate steves travels around the planet. Ill be posting it here again soo, so its not lost for ever.
Oh i love it when things
Oh i love it when things like this happen … Im sure that Google Search: marilyn manson tainted love will change but to quote the top site at the moment ,…
“The Best Directory Matches for marilyn manson tainted love. 1. Save
money when purchasing “marilyn manson” on eBay!. Find marilyn …
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NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
To the citizens of the United States of America,
In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to
govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your
independence, effective today.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over
all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she
does not fancy. Your new prime minister ( the rt. hon. Tony Blair, MP for
the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world
outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need
for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A
questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you
noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules
are introduced with immediate effect:
1. You should look up “revocation” in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then
look up “aluminium”. Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at
just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. Generally, you should raise
your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up “vocabulary”. Using the same
twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as “like” and “you
know” is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up
“interspersed”.
2. There is no such thing as “US English”. We will let Microsoft know on
your behalf.
3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It
really isnt that hard.
4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the
good guys.
5. You should relearn your original national anthem, “God Save The Queen”,
but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get
confused and give up half way through.
6. You should stop playing American “football”. There is only one kind of
football. What you refer to as American “football” is not a very good game.
The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders
may have noticed that no one else plays “American” football. You will no
longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football.
Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult
game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby
(which is similar to American “football”, but does not involve stopping for
a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like
nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by
2005.
7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if
they give you any merde. The 97.85% of you who were not aware that there is
a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky. The Russians
have never been the bad guys. “Merde” is French for “shit”.
8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 8th will be a new
national holiday, but only in England. It will be called “Indecisive Day”.
9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your
own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
10. Please tell us who killed JFK. Its been driving us crazy.
Thank you for your cooperation
Im not sure if this is a
Im not sure if this is a porn site for very od people, or the greatest comedy site since www.losers.org but Fat Chicks in Party Hats scarys me, as it makes me laugh.
God id love to have a go
God id love to have a go at hunting some of these buggers - believe it or not they are actuallyall rabbits
