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Mark the date… June 1

June 1st 2004

Mark the date… June 16, 2004 – theFirst mobile phone virus discovered. I win – i win – i predicted this ages ago! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Mort is being dramatised

June 1st 2004

Mort is being dramatised on Radio4! Yay and yayness! Voice of DEATH is tremendous. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Faboulously geeky but ve

June 1st 2004

Faboulously geeky but very very helpful is Using GRUB to Dual-Boot Windows on a Second Hard Drive Under Gentoo which is what Im about to try and get working as chianloaing has been hard work. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give [...]

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Ive been trying to trace

June 1st 2004

Ive been trying to trace rtist: Lloyd Cole – Fool You Are in mp3 for ages . I know its on a albumn I;ve got somewhere but I just cant find it. Im writting its name here to try and help me to remember to look. It is importnat. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits [...]

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Best wishes and good luc

June 1st 2004

Best wishes and good luck to George Reynolds in getting his cash back from the Police. The world needs characters and anybody who holds their own on Radio 4 and entertains me deserves a good turn. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice [...]

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Britneys NT hack guide i

June 1st 2004

Britneys NT hack guide is a cool idea. Thye science works too. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Lick my hairy ass Mr Bus

June 1st 2004

Lick my hairy ass Mr Bush… “The commission investigating the 11 September 2001 attacks on the US has found no “credible evidence” that Iraq helped al-Qaeda carry them out. ” Full Story on Probe rules out Iraq-9/11 links Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider [...]

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�If we were to wake up

June 1st 2004

�If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon.� – George Aiken Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day [...]

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Confronting Rudeness: Ho

June 1st 2004

Confronting Rudeness: How and why the modified should go on the offensive is a brilliant column by the lizardman. Sadly the photos seem to be of English pikies when he was on tour. And theyre being rude. Well worth a read – if ever there was a man who has a different outlook on life [...]

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�Rudeness is the weak

June 1st 2004

�Rudeness is the weak man�s imitation of strength, and luxuriates in the absence of self-respect.� – Eric Hoffler Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Cactus extract lessens h

June 1st 2004

Cactus extract lessens hangovers

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Yay – Ive got BlogThis!

June 1st 2004

Yay – Ive got BlogThis! ? up and running on my Linux box. Expect the frequency of blogging to increase (back to the old school speed!) Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus [...]

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Once upon a time in the

June 1st 2004

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting. He enquired of God, “Where have you been?” God pointed downwards through the clouds. “Look Michael, look what Ive made” said God. Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, “What [...]

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Whilst looking for some

June 1st 2004

Whilst looking for some answers which i found in A Guide to Descriptive Statistics i ran across the greatest lesson plan Ive ever seen in 20 years of being taught… “bring something YFPM (Your Favorite Potential Mutagen) youve been curious about or have heard “might cause cancer”: tobacco, hair dyes, smoked meats, fried bologna, charcoaled [...]

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Morse code fun… “-.-

June 1st 2004

Morse code fun… “-.- .. … … – -.– …. .- .. .-. -.– .-. .. -. –. – — – …. . .-. ..-. ..- -.-. -.- . .-. … “ Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day [...]

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Taken from “Finding Your

June 1st 2004

Taken from “Finding Your Way Without a Compass – Watch method Hold your watch flat. Place a short twig upright against the edge of the watch at the point of the hour hand. (This method will not work with a digital watch.) Turn the watch until the shadow of the twig falls exactly along the [...]

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And the beast shall be m

June 1st 2004

And the beast shall be made legion. Its numbers shall be increased a thousand thousand fold. The din of a million keyboards like unto a great storm shall cover the earth, and the followers of Mammon shall tremble. from The Book of Mozilla, 3:31 (Red Letter Edition) Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water [...]

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The Book of Mozilla, 12:

June 1st 2004

The Book of Mozilla, 12:10 tells us… “the beast shall come forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of vengeance. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth. Their tags shall blink until the end of days. “ Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing [...]

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The Book of Mozilla, 7:1

June 1st 2004

The Book of Mozilla, 7:15 And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird. The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the [...]

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Having a poo day? Amuse

June 1st 2004

Having a poo day? Amuse youself with some So Solid Crew Lyrics! Its badnews when you get unknown words in your own songs… “Most niggas wanna get dis High life and the bubble and [?] guestlist So Im gonna infest this “ Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow [...]

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I was trying to find out

June 1st 2004

I was trying to find out about this new premium vodka called Level – but I found this instead and its very wisked… (AbsolutAds.com) Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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i want one of these bina

June 1st 2004

i want one of these binary clocks that thinkgeek.com sell – but splintered have a digital one! Shiny goodness and fun! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Metisse is another 3d d

June 1st 2004

Metisse is another 3d dsktop environment under linux. I keep fancying a go with one of these at some point, but would prefer to get dual-head and zinarama working first! Two monitors would be very useful, and TV-out is very very coool for watching films! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing [...]

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Ive won lunch with Max C

June 1st 2004

Ive won lunch with Max Clifford! Tremendous! Thanks to bdaily! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Christalmightly this wou

June 1st 2004

Christalmightly this would piss me off royally Issues With Beastie Boys� New CD Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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I think I might have blo

June 1st 2004

I think I might have blogged this before, but channel4.com MESH is a great little project that Id love to be able to get involved with given the time. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) [...]

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The England Football Coa

June 1st 2004

The England Football Coach, Sven Goran Ericsson is on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” and has reached the million pound question. Chris Tarrant says “Right Sven, this is for one million pounds, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time. Heres your question: What type of animal lives in [...]

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Many many shiny projects

June 1st 2004

Many many shiny projects on HeHe PROJECTS Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Iosphere like an interes

June 1st 2004

Iosphere like an interesting bit of kit. I keep starting to write my own CMS, and indeed some live on, but may do not! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Id not run across Edward

June 1st 2004

Id not run across Edward de Bono since I brought his “5 hats” theory into an argument with a man called Rob whome a shared an office about 5 years ago. Then today Ideas are the new currency threw him back into my concouicness. I love the internet. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold [...]

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Currently Im realy getti

June 1st 2004

Currently Im realy getting into using Inkscape – and it just keeps getting better.. Then today when I was reading an article about it I got pointed to…Open Clip Art Library :: openclipart.org Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this [...]

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CreativeMods.com has ple

June 1st 2004
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Using LaTeX is a great l

June 1st 2004

Using LaTeX is a great little guide which i blog for my own conviencience. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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I cut myself shaving las

June 1st 2004

I cut myself shaving last night – Ive never done it before and I guess I always thought it was something of an urban myth. However I appear to be wrong – (though I was very tired and it was a new razor). Oh – and hi to Chris! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits [...]

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The Register has some wo

June 1st 2004

The Register has some wonderful proof that even being das-uber-hacker (which he wasnt really) – does not stop ou being an idiot!# “The clearest sign came when he issued the $17m extortion demand, and instructed the company to “make the check payable to Myron Tereshchuk.” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing [...]

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A tremendous little stor

June 1st 2004

A tremendous little story about Moose the public-spirited graffiti artist Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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