06.01.04
Mark the date… June 1
Mark the date… June 16, 2004 - theFirst mobile phone virus discovered. I win - i win - i predicted this ages ago!
Mort is being dramatised
Mort is being dramatised on Radio4! Yay and yayness! Voice of DEATH is tremendous.
Faboulously geeky but ve
Faboulously geeky but very very helpful is Using GRUB to Dual-Boot Windows on a Second Hard Drive Under Gentoo which is what Im about to try and get working as chianloaing has been hard work.
Ive been trying to trace
Ive been trying to trace rtist: Lloyd Cole - Fool You Are in mp3 for ages . I know its on a albumn I;ve got somewhere but I just cant find it. Im writting its name here to try and help me to remember to look. It is importnat.
Best wishes and good luc
Best wishes and good luck to George Reynolds in getting his cash back from the Police.
The world needs characters and anybody who holds their own on Radio 4 and entertains me deserves a good turn.
Britneys NT hack guide i
Britneys NT hack guide is a cool idea. Thye science works too.
Lick my hairy ass Mr Bus
Lick my hairy ass Mr Bush…
“The commission investigating the 11 September 2001 attacks on the US has found no “credible evidence” that Iraq helped al-Qaeda carry them out. ” Full Story on Probe rules out Iraq-9/11 links
�If we were to wake up
�If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon.�
- George Aiken
Confronting Rudeness: Ho
Confronting Rudeness: How and why the modified should go on the offensive is a brilliant column by the lizardman. Sadly the photos seem to be of English pikies when he was on tour. And theyre being rude.
Well worth a read - if ever there was a man who has a different outlook on life its Erik, and he oftern writen very well.
�Rudeness is the weak
�Rudeness is the weak man�s imitation of strength, and luxuriates in the absence of self-respect.�
- Eric Hoffler
Yay - Ive got BlogThis!
Yay - Ive got BlogThis! ? up and running on my Linux box. Expect the frequency of blogging to increase (back to the old school speed!)
Once upon a time in the
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six
days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day
resting. He enquired of God, “Where have you been?” God pointed
downwards
through the clouds.
“Look Michael, look what Ive made” said God. Archangel Michael looked
puzzled and said, “What is it?”
“Its a planet,” replied God, ” and Ive put LIFE on it. Im going to
call it Earth and its going to be a great place of balance.”
“Balance?” inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing
down to ifferent parts of the Earth, “For example, North America will be
a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to
be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will
be a cold spot.
Over there Ive placed a continent of white people and over there is a
continent of black people.” God! continued, pointing to the different
countries. “This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will
be very cold and covered in ice.” The Archangel, impressed by Gods
work, then pointed to another area of land and asked,
“Whats that?” “Ah,” said God. “Thats the north of england, the most
glorious place on earth. There are beautiful people, seven great cities
in Yorkshire alone, and many impressive towns, it is the home of the
worlds finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and
politicians. The people from North England are going to be
modest,intelligent and humorous and theyre going to be found travelling
the world.
Theyll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving,and they
will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth.”
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, “What
about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!” God replied very !
wisely,
” Wait till you see the set of w*nkers Im putting down South !!
Whilst looking for some
Whilst looking for some answers which i found in A Guide to Descriptive Statistics i ran across the greatest lesson plan Ive ever seen in 20 years of being taught…
“bring something YFPM (Your Favorite Potential Mutagen) youve been curious about or have heard “might cause cancer”: tobacco, hair dyes, smoked meats, fried bologna, charcoaled hamburger, pesticides, insecticides, rat poison, UV light, caffeine, ethidium bromide, mustard, peanut butter - be creative!”
Man the fubn you could have with that one.
Morse code fun… “-.-
Morse code fun…
“-.- .. … …
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…. .- .. .-. -.–
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– — - …. . .-. ..-. ..- -.-. -.- . .-. … “
Taken from “Finding Your
Taken from “Finding Your Way Without a Compass - Watch method
Hold your watch flat. Place a short twig upright against the edge of the watch at the point of the hour hand. (This method will not work with a digital watch.) Turn the watch until the shadow of the twig falls exactly along the hour hand - that is, until the hour hand points toward the sun. A line from the center of the watch, dividing half the angle between the hour hand and the numeral 12, will point south. (Note: this method requires standard time. If your watch is on daylight savings time, turn it back 1 hour.)”
And the beast shall be m
And the beast shall be made legion. Its numbers shall be increased a thousand thousand fold. The din of a million keyboards like unto a great storm shall cover the earth, and the followers of Mammon shall tremble.
from The Book of Mozilla, 3:31
(Red Letter Edition)
The Book of Mozilla, 12:
The Book of Mozilla, 12:10 tells us…
“the beast shall come forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of vengeance. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth. Their tags shall blink until the end of days. “
The Book of Mozilla, 7:1
The Book of Mozilla, 7:15
And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird. The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.
from The Book of Mozilla, 7:15
(Red Letter Edition)
Having a poo day? Amuse
Having a poo day? Amuse youself with some
So Solid Crew Lyrics!
Its badnews when you get unknown words in your own songs…
“Most niggas wanna get dis
High life and the bubble and [?] guestlist
So Im gonna infest this
“
