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Most of the time I think

September 1st 2004

Most of the time I think of myself as a fairly openminded kinda bloke. I stright friends. I have gay friends. I have friends who cross dress. I have friends who are perfectly “normal”. I have friends who are into some weird shit. Generally myh life ticks along just fine. But for some reason reading [...]

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Ive ben introduced to a

September 1st 2004

Ive ben introduced to a couple of great bits of the web today. Firstly, and I really am annoed I missed the boat on this one as I find it becuase it is closing… belle de jour is a wonderful diary. Sexily without being filthy (and how often can you say that about something which [...]

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I just bouht my first pa

September 1st 2004

I just bouht my first pair of real shoes. I mean – I;ve bought non-imaginary shoes in the past – but these were proper grown up black shiny shoes and cost me a fortune. However, they fit beutifully, look stunning, add an inch to my height, and are devine. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits [...]

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Yesterday morning I was

September 1st 2004

Yesterday morning I was walking to the train to get to work and I passed a conker tree loaded with great conkers. No kids had hurled sticks up into the branches to dislodge them as I might well have done (if i hadnt have been tall eough to actually reach one!) Infat nobody had even [...]

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Well – I have lots of th

September 1st 2004

Well – I have lots of things to post about – as today has been both very exciting and very long – and when I logged in to do so I found something out. This – this very blog here – is my 2000th since I started [c][w][d] back in my first year of uni. [...]

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what a strange day – Ive

September 1st 2004

what a strange day – Ive got tonsilitus agin – which is rubbish. I feel terrible. I went into work and got sent home again – which was nice – until i realised that I felt poo, just as poo at ome as I did at work. and now i notice that haviing celebrated my [...]

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well, its been a really

September 1st 2004

well, its been a really busy couple of weeks. In the last tree ive gone through my training, met a whole heap of my start group, learned a new language, been out a few times, been out late only once, and now I find myself on a friday, where I should be going out and [...]

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Top 75 Network Security

September 1st 2004

Top 75 Network Security Tools I try and find about ever 6 months when i find i need it – and it always takes me ages. So Im blogging it so ill be able to find it again. non-geeks – you will not like/understand most of what this page tells you. geeks- this is a [...]

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Pro-Hunt protesters toda

September 1st 2004

Pro-Hunt protesters today didpelt a ministers car with eggs. Everybody feel sort for the little minister (read: spineless little turd). Next time why dont you throw buckets of shit, blood and piss at the wee man – that should let him know what is thought of him and Uncle Tonys Cronies. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade [...]

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Well, Ive now moved acro

September 1st 2004

Well, Ive now moved across town, and Im staying in a little hotel (seemingly run by the case of a bbc2 comedy show), thats 20mins walk away from where Im going to be working (at least for a couple of weeks.) The blog continues to change, with new shiny features. Im ditching the “things I [...]

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I onc blogged a site cal

September 1st 2004

I onc blogged a site called Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About and started many rumours around my friends about having a sectret girlfriend that none of them knew about. They just didnt understand how the internet works I guess (this was back in 2000 when blogging was all new and shiny to [...]

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So with a couple of big

September 1st 2004

So with a couple of big nghts under my belt, I wake this morning with my first dteaming hangover of this period of my life (I was going to say “this month” or this year, but no pre-defined chronological period fits when I moved!). all was made well, or at least better, by a trip [...]

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I wanna go here ad eat p

September 1st 2004

I wanna go here ad eat pigs ears! Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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My god – it Tuesday morn

September 1st 2004

My god – it Tuesday morning and Im aleady planning the weekend! This is crazy – work is only 8 hours of my 24 a day – but it takes up all of my time! Madness – im sure the maths has gone wrong. Anyway – I shall be moving tomorrow evening ches ben -and [...]

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Breaking up with people

September 1st 2004

Breaking up with people is always rubbish. Even when I think Ive got i right – I havent. One girl did once thanks me for doing it that way I did (Looking back on it she was a wonderfully logical irl, and I was horribly nervous, and somehow it worked out). Anyway – Ive not [...]

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Well, Ive been down here

September 1st 2004

Well, Ive been down here almost a week, and Ive almost stoppped panicing. London is huge, but its far from unnavigable, and it is expencive, and hot, and grimy, but there seems to be huge amounts of stuff going on. Now Ive just got work to content with- which could be another challenge all together, [...]

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Ive not messed about wit

September 1st 2004

Ive not messed about with POV for ages, but I ran across this (http://irrlicht.sourceforge.net/features.html) little beasty which looks cool too. It has hooks for Java as well which cant be a bad thing. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this [...]

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Ive not messed about wit

September 1st 2004

Ive not messed about with POV for ages, but I ran across this (http://irrlicht.sourceforge.net/features.html) little beasty which looks cool too. It has hooks for Java as well which cant be a bad thing. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this [...]

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Well, after being down h

September 1st 2004

Well, after being down here for nearly a week and not seeing a single person I know (whic is not unlikely in a city this size) I was in a bar last night- when John – my officemate of a year and person I said I rather sorry goodbye to last week, taps me on [...]

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how much can you blog in

September 1st 2004

how much can you blog in less than a minute – lets find out. Well the rest of today I want to – find a book – read some – possibly go to the last night of the proms in the pak – or a houseparty depending on the weather – 18 second – hit [...]

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oli smells

September 1st 2004

oli smells Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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A man walks up to Michea

September 1st 2004

A man walks up to Micheal Jackson on the beach and says… “Excuse me, can you ge out of my son!” Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Very strange – but innno

September 1st 2004

Very strange – but innnocent seemingly ! http://film.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/Guardian/0,4029,1299449,00.html Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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Have a look at

September 1st 2004

Have a look at

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Well worth a read is thi

September 1st 2004

Well worth a read is this article about hacking, spam and trojans . Bits a bit noddy, but it gives a good overview. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101

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So, the London diaries c

September 1st 2004

So, the London diaries continue! Last night involved serious amouts of cocktails, but I managed to get up this morning, and be erly and Im now sitting at my desk feeling a little poo. Not too bad, but not great. Im running out of things to say – I had soo much planned (as I [...]

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Well, 5am is horrible I

September 1st 2004

Well, 5am is horrible It�s the wrong colour (dark), it�s the wrong temperature (cold), its too empty (normal this would no be a problem, as I�m an empty world lovin kinda kid, but London should be busy. Its wrong without busyness!). I got to Kings Cross in time for a coffee (poor) and honey flapjack [...]

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Right then Uncle Ton – t

September 1st 2004

Right then Uncle Ton – this isjust not on. If the Lords keep rejecting a bill then let it get rejected rather than forcing it through using the parliment act. THIS IS IMPORTANT! That act is there fora reason – and the reason is not to get you and your middle class jealous little fuckers [...]

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September 1st 2004

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