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previously known as [cold][wet][durham], [dirty][grimy][london],[busy][shiny][toon],[frantic][crowded][south]

Apple script fun

December 30th 2005

Yes – much fun can be had with all the stuff in the iTunes applescript repositories. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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geek genius

December 30th 2005

A geek, obsessed by dating online, what a surprice. However The diagrams are pure genius. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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18 Tricks to Teach Your Body

December 30th 2005

OK, so some look a bit dodgy to me bt 18 Tricks to Teach Your Body might be handy. The coughing whilst getting an injection is kinda simalar to breathing out when you get a piercing, nd despite having damaged by right ear i’ve always leaned in with it and wondered why. Possibly Related Posts: [...]

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Milbloggers

December 30th 2005

I have an enormous amount od respect for those in th emilitary all over te world. I cant say i agree with most of them, but I like to know they’re around (how badly put – srry). Anyway, reading a few milblogs has made me realise, how long is it before the various governments ban [...]

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Never forget the power of Ntrance

December 29th 2005

Yes, Set You Free is on the radio, and I’ve jst realised how amazingly good fun it is. N-Trance remain the kings and queens of slightly camp disco. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important [...]

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Argh spooky!

December 29th 2005

Cripes it appears abs has a ghost! Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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USA! USA!

December 28th 2005

I suspect that this: Nuclear Monitoring of Muslims Done Without Search Warrants counts as harrasment. Go Bush Baby, you rule (sic)! Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Rss success!

December 28th 2005

Right – I’ve reworked the rss feed, and it should now be working fine. Looks ok from this end, but i don’t really check these things. Hence why its been shagged for months. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic [...]

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A time to think

December 28th 2005

Sitting on a treestump which is frozen solid on one side and warm with t Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Flava Flava

December 28th 2005

Jesus that man has a huge clock! Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Tiny mix tapes

December 27th 2005

When i hear the phrase tiny mix tapes I think of 5 songs wedged on to one of those little answerphone tapes. I suspect im wrong, but I’m loving their top 25, especially as the Decemerists make it onto there. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German [...]

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RSS buggered

December 26th 2005

I’ve shagged rss. I’ll fix it in the morning. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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New Rss fun?

December 26th 2005

Could rssgenissi have worked? Will my feed be magic? Is this a completely pointless post just to regenerate the stream?? Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Little Georgie throws a wobbler

December 24th 2005

It appears that Little Bush Baby has thrown a hissy fit. “Stop throwing the Constitution in my face, it’s just a goddamned piece of paper!” Yep yep, just the piece of paper thats key to you not being ruled by the Queen. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find [...]

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BJD scores again

December 24th 2005

Ages ago I blogged about Bridget Jones Diary explaining things. Anyway, tonight i was on TV again, and I realised I very much have a type, and its girls who look likeShirley Henderson. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic [...]

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RSS headache

December 24th 2005

I love my rss, but it’s a bit a mess. So I’m investgating rssgenesis, we shall see how it goes. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Somewhere perfect?

December 23rd 2005

I keep wondering about moving. I like where I’m at, and I like what I do, and I’m almost starting to think out houses, and then I see blog entries about houses in Mexico and think – fuck – that looks warm and fun! Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the [...]

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Ho Ho Ho

December 23rd 2005

I’ve just made a three way international conference call sing the first verse of hark the herald angel! In themiddle of a large open plan office. Brilliant!. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Notes to netflicks

December 23rd 2005

When sending back things, why not attach a post it note and tell them what you really think. Genius. I also leave the in supermarkets if I’m really bored. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very [...]

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John egdel

December 19th 2005

Fabulously wasted,and wasted fabulousness Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Les cox sportif

December 19th 2005

Jerky but great Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Dressed in wires

December 19th 2005

Like squarepusher,with tourets. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Every time you go there,god kills a kitten!

December 19th 2005

I used to love starbucks.I used to love the idea of starbucks.Now i think of it as a house of boho wankers. But they are the only place open at this time,and they do do a fairtrade co Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange [...]

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Time flies when you’re being dull

December 18th 2005

Suddenly its bloody 1am, and I’m wake awake. I stays in bed until lunch, chatting online for a few hours, and I’ve been pottering arouinnd with code all day (thanks to c for the preg_ex help, and chatting online. Then J. and S. came round and brought a chicken with them. It was duely roasted [...]

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Grow up people!

December 18th 2005

OK, I’m not the man’s biggest fan, but people need to fucking grow up and realise where their food comes from. If you’re not willing to kill, skin and gut a creature, you can fuck off and become a vegitarian. If you’ll only handle your meat on a polystyne tray, sitting on a nappy so [...]

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Oh the shame…

December 15th 2005

I used to love queen of the sky but sadly she appears to be yet another foolish american. “OK, lastly, I would just like to say that I turned on the news the other evening and the top story was the elections in Iraq. Does anyone really give a RAT’S ASS about the elections in [...]

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Werk V’s Life

December 15th 2005

It’s 20:03 I’m sitting at work. Everybody else is at the Christmas party because they are slack fuckers, who slap sit about and try to get things out of thier court as fast as possible, even if it means it will come back to them having fucked up somebody elses day. Fuck um, and their [...]

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Stuff On My Cat

December 12th 2005

After a monsterously crappy day, stuffonmycat.com made me snigger, which must mean its fucking funny, because I’m really in a crappy mood. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Newcastle

December 11th 2005

Fuck me i love this city.The metro has just swept me throu the city for peanuts,down onto the keyside,which is all shiny and amazing,where i can go iceskating before fireworks this evening. Youre a fool not to live here i tells you. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find [...]

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New blog styles

December 11th 2005

After a day or domesisity, I have finally remodelled the the blog. And renamed [c][w][d] [b][s][t]. This is imporant. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Tired and drunken cooking

December 9th 2005

Tonight I had no real plan. I went swimming, and wandering home got a call from a mate in a pub, but it was miles away and I was tired. The pool had been lovely, and floating around and squiggling around underwater is always kinda lovely, but I was hungry. I was lookingfor something crunchy, [...]

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Boris for King!

December 9th 2005

Fuck putting that man on the front bench, this world needs characters and I would make Boris the next king, or head of the UN, or God. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Is this serious???

December 9th 2005

I have a hard time beleiving that “You can’t be buried in a Jewish cemetery with tattoos.” I have several highly tattood friends, one of whom is Jewish, and I’ve never heard this before. I suspect its rubbish. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange [...]

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Such a great little tune

December 9th 2005

Sitting in my collection – and I’ve never heard it before, its: Chekov – Boogaloo In The 3rd Degree Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Penisland!

December 7th 2005

Need a pen? Why not try Pen-island and then snigger at their web address. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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A most miserable journey

December 4th 2005

I love trabvelling by train generally, but there is a trip that I take every so ofern than is worth detailing. Departing from the shining star of the North East that is Newcastle Upoin tyne, to travel to the edge of the beutiful Lake District should be engaging trip through the small towns and rural [...]

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