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Do i attract terrorists?

March 31st 2006

So i get on a train,with a first class ticket,but evil bad back means i have to stand,so im in cattle class. A skinny bloke,with loose skin and blurred tattoos stands with a stack of sea fishing gear. After watching him swallow six times the dose of diazepam im taking we got chatting.Hes out after [...]

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2am

March 31st 2006

It is not right to be at work at 2am. Broke coffee ban already. Least of my worries Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Giving up coffee

March 29th 2006

At the moment, I’m gernally not a well man. I’ve managed to fuck my back properly. No idea how, but the doc it now talking about MRI scans, investigative surgury, and all sorts of shit. I’ve also started getting patches of dry skin, not sleeping, and generally not being fully functional. So, it’s time to [...]

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Brownnosing

March 27th 2006

Is the last resort of those who have neither the talent, nor the guile or cunning, to get recognised. – me – 2006 (because brownnosers are cunts) Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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The Future Of Rap Music

March 26th 2006

I have seen the future of rap music is The Kersal Massive. “Got on the bus with me daysava, sittin at the back smokin da reefer” Fuck Peace! Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important [...]

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New hero II

March 26th 2006

Forget about driving with no arms, the new sex is driving Mini’s with ponies in the backseat! Legendary. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Fighting like men

March 25th 2006

Thats more like it – none of this law suit shit – fight like real men.Russian Software Developer Beats Pirate in Boxing Ring Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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I have a new hero!

March 25th 2006

Why??? Becuase he can! He wasn’t going to hurt anybody – he’s armless! Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Magic

March 23rd 2006

It’s true! It’s a bloody marvelous read (especially if you can hear his voice when you read it) but Paul Daniels’s Blog is cracking! Lenny Henry has a cracker too (when he remmebers to update it). Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale [...]

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Getting letters from your MP

March 23rd 2006

Of late I have been becoming militant, in a very very minor way. I take ten minutes ever few weeks to write to my MP (David maclean) abiout something which is irritating me, and that me might be able to help with, or at least express my views in a forum that matters. Anyway, this [...]

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Mega Flickr session

March 23rd 2006

I’ve decided to get virtually all of my photos online on flickr, mostly publically visable, as a form of backup (eg. losing a disk etc). So – in the last few days and night up have gone… My 22nd Dirty pretty things Computer Scientists graduation Fun in Cuths Bar garden Pissed mobile phone shots Cuths [...]

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Photos

March 22nd 2006

Whilst stuck at home on the floor with a bad back and working I’ve been uploading a huge wedge of phtos to my flickr account. Some fo them are friends and family, so if you are either, add me and I shall approve. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, [...]

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Things to make a boy cry

March 21st 2006

It’s actully a long time since I left uni but God only knows that Nick’s photos of Cuths Ball nearly made me cry. I’ll take the credit for the table name “Super Mega Table” as it was very nearly our team name for a TV program, but seeing K. and G. and S. and N. [...]

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Exciting food

March 21st 2006

Wandering round tescos at lunch time, my usual three pears and a sandwich in hand, when i find in the discount section… discounted lambs hearts! How can a man resist those! They’re in the oven, stuffed with minced onion and dark cheese, smothered in a tomato and red wine mix, baking slowly for tomorrow. There’s [...]

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dummy subject

March 20th 2006

crazy – Grarls Barkley Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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What a week

March 18th 2006

It feels like I’ve got nothing done this week, but that would be a total lie, for I have in fact been pretty busy, if a little incapasitated. Had 3 physio sessions, meaning I can now function, if not easily, but roughly normlly again Eaten 56 pain killer tablets (the bloomin’ soluble ones too – [...]

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First post

March 16th 2006

From new and exciting phone.Whilst dropping kids at the pool,at work. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Cooking to be done

March 12th 2006

Its official – I like crumpets, and I shall be cooking some. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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The misadventures of Mr Wood

March 12th 2006

After having got uo a decent time this morning, and finding it is snowing, we decided to head to the coast on the metro and escape to sea (well, to the seaside). Coated and booted (B. having to do my boots up for me due to bad back), we headed out. First stop – Tescos, [...]

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Porridge?

March 10th 2006

How strange – a couple of month ago I woke up craving porridge, and I’ve eaten it ever morning possible (generally the weekends). It appears I am far form the only one. Definately my favorite topping at the moment it a combo of honey and roasted mixed seeds. Brown sugar is good too, but very [...]

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Bad back, weeks and weekends

March 10th 2006

Well, it’s nearly the weekend, and I’ve only just realised that I’ve been really crap lately at updating on here, so here, in one big list, is everything thats going on in life de la Wood. I’ve somehow managed to bugger my back by compressing a nerve somewhere near the base on my spine, which [...]

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Eatting pussy

March 7th 2006

There are few thing which amuse me quite as much as this wonderful picture. It’s work safe, it’s fairly harmless (think about how mother cats carry their wee ones), and it’s piss funny. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic [...]

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Proof that the man is a monkey

March 5th 2006

Like any more was needed. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Guantanamo is a fucking disgrace

March 3rd 2006

There are a limited number of times I can say it, so I’m off emailing and faxing MP’s against, but Guantanamo is a fucking disgrace Come on people – think about whats going on here. If these guys have committed crimes, then prosecute them. It’s interesting when you look at the list of accusations, one [...]

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Proud

March 2nd 2006

I’ve only just got round to sorting out a whole wedge of photos from before the new year, but this one of a small girl skating at Summerset House I was really proud of. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The [...]

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