Who can believe that there is such a thing as…Croquet’s dark side. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
The BBC has a piece on Rare Brunel photographs revealed, it’s amazing when you see the size of the chains, and the sheer man power required, dwarfs and of the geekry we do these days. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
Many many years ago (circa 1987) I used to use Delux Paint II to push pixels around and make pictures. As magic as Photoshop is (and it is amazing) but sometimes you need something very simple to poke indevidual pixels around. pixen comes in very handy for this, and it’s open source, like all good [...]
Right – I’ve finally got an internet connection up and running, so I’m not suck lieing on the floor with this back with nothing to to. A computer without in internet connection is most dispressing item, bcause you can’t get hold of any new fun things like programs. So, everyday that my internet router spent [...]
OK, the op went ok, and I’m out of hospital. Having internet conection problems so limited posting over the next few days I imagine. I’m also still pretty wobbily and in quite a bit of pain, so fixing Wanadoo wifi is the last thing on my mind right now. More news as and when I’m [...]
Posted from hospital bed via mobile. I might be offline quite a bit,ive had some surgery and will be laid up for a while.Nothing serious,just getting my life back on track. News as and when i can get away with using my phone. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike [...]
I suspect that this might be the antidote to Britney Spears.RATTLED BY THE RUSH:Live harsh Noise and Power Electronics. Newcastle may 27th. “Harsh, agonizing, relentless noise. Total Hell. (Filthy Turd/Romance collaboration) ” Count me in. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
Found somehwere on the interweb, probably through makeBlog I imagine, theres a really interesting article about how to make youe own glass beads form powdered glass. I have a blowtorch and a some spare time, let the industry begin. For those with a creditcard, you can buy them at their online ethictradeshop because they are [...]
Like poetry, but found on spam to try and decive spam filters. I got this today, offering penis enlarging creams. “He would have to hope. bullyboy attitude But not now. “I’d like some different paper, if you could get it,»he said when she came back to put the typewriter and paper on the board. Her [...]
I saw this Ban on volunteers issuing condoms on another blog, and it made me think. Is there any reason at all why condoms should be with held from anybody? The only arguments I’ve heard so far were “it incourages people to have sex because it’s like saying it’s ok” and “It is wrong in [...]
Yes – the Pimped Jelly Tot got posted on Pimp My Snack! It’s wank, but hey – its up. Next: Giant Rice Crispy Square! Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
So, this weekend, despite being 5 days away from spinal surgery, I set off to the other end of the contry with own, Nats, Chris, Daz and Maebh to All Tomorrow Parties, a festival held in a Pontins Holiday Camp. Never ever go to Pontins unless it is to ATP. It is ultra-shit. Anyway: Friday. [...]
Will post ATP news and photos tomorrow night when my eyes aren’t crossed. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
…On holiday for a few days at All Tomorrows Parties.Updates not likely. Drive carefully.Dont take sweets from strangers.Do talk to strangers though.Dont run with pointy things.Hug somebody.Eat something youve not tried before. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
Last minute tickets to asee the Futureheads and Fieldmusic? In ntheir home town(ish)? Tonight? I shall go to the ball! Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
I’ve just finished reading The Originals, a brilliant non-superhero, non-scifi- black and white comic. It’s sort of like Quadrophenia, set in the future, but very very stylish, with 1940′s gangster overtones. Brilliant stuff! Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
Here’s a clever litte idea – type http://gabbly.comin front of any web address and it will work out who has done the same thing, and let you chat! for example http://gabbly.com/news.bbc.co.uk. Genius non? Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
Just occationally you rememebr how much you love certain films, even when you find it half way through, on bbc three, and you still watch it because High Fidelity will teach you more about music, love, girls, blokes and fighting that you shall ever really need. Not to mention it’s amazing soundtrack and it’s also [...]
It’s amazing how bad some IT “solutions” can be, and quite hoe amazing some are. I don’t question Amazon’s site, because it’s just brillaint (though I did once tell me “People who bought your book [a geeky textbook] also bough A Hand in the Bush: the Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting). Anyway, there’s an interview [...]
Do not chew up a mouth full of refreshers and wash them down with hot tea. The resulting foamy explosion from your face will make you look like an idiot. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
I’ve not had time to read it yet but megatexturing seems to be an interesting concept. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
Years and years ago I wrote an essay on the same subject but it appears that this week the Christian Science Monitor (which is surprisingly good I find) has an article on why emails are so often misunderstood. I have a greenfly in my eye. Actually I have greenfly smeared in my eye, because I [...]
I’d love a pair of wings like these. I’m not sure I could pull them off, but you never know. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
I’m facinated with Pimp my snack so I set out to make my own! Yes – it’s the Pimped Jelly Tot! Total disater, but the most fun I’ve had with 4 quid since I.. erm.. never mind. I’ve submitted it for the website, but I don;’t think it will get in. Anyway – you will [...]
The phrase “Weekend manouvers” always makes me thing of Pete Tong on radio1, but long gone are my days of clubbing. Beleive it or not 24 is actually getting on towards too old. Come 2am, I just want to curl into my be, preferably with a cup of tea. Sad huh? Anyway, this weekend I’ve [...]
Aparently I already get banned by most of the monitoring softwaree (H. told me on the phone her school brands my site as “too close to pornography”) so lets just make sure by linking to in comic genius that is Pumpkin Porn. Noow if that wasn’t rude enough how about some Dildo Art! Yes, you [...]
This is brilliant. Worryingly I kept finding myself jigging around as I lay on the floor watching the Evolution of Dance hosted on youtube and thus rubbish streaming Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
It turns out the park wardens (hence forth known as “park Nazis”) are right up there with “parking Nazis” and insurence Nazis for being jobsworthy wankers. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
I’ve finally got round to posting last weekend photos roughly know as Travels with my frame. The pink coated girl (the coat is pink, not she has been dipped in something) is ourLass, the beers are in The Tyne, The river is also a Tyne, and the mills are Baltic and Old (respectivly). The kebab [...]
The evening after I dream very vividly about me and my dad watching UFO’s flying over my house and landing in the field, the BBC has a story about UFO study finds no sign of aliens. Rubbish. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp [...]
I left the office at hallf one on the friday, feeling a little guity that I’ve left and a bunch of people people are heading into a really rough weekend. Via trains, planes and a taxi, I landed in the middle of Paris to stay in a rather nice little hotel in the middle of [...]
I’ve just found myself laughing at Quote Unquote on Radio4. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser