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Radio silence

July 28th 2006

I’m currently staying with my ass, and thus has somewhat limited access to the interweb. In fact a the moment Im sitting in the back room of a very funky bar, who’s decor seems to be inspired by, well, opium dens at the turn of the century.Bon! I’ll update next week when I’m back a [...]

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Quality entertainment

July 20th 2006

1) Four petits filous (27p on offer) 2) Sierra Nevada Pale Ale (£1.20 on offer too!) 3) Seabrooke Salt crisps 4) Men Behaving Badly on telly Could you get any better? editted: Yes – it could get better – my girl says she misses me AND its the Men Behaving Badly where they go to [...]

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Fetish lego!

July 19th 2006

As a follow up to fetish knitwear it…fetish lego! You’ve not seen anything like this before. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser

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wget for Mac OS X

July 19th 2006

wget – the command line utility for “GET”ing things via http is very very handy. Instead of right clicking of 40 links, you can writea quickie script to do it. You can test systems to see exactly what they throw back at you. Its just very handy for geeks. Anyway – the latest version of [...]

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Help get a cricketer more sex

July 19th 2006

Having achieved his aim of getting 5 million hits to his website, Richard and Katie will be having a threesom. If you’ve not heard of this deal have a look at Please Make This Work.com for all the details. There’s now some “double or quits” action going on too, so it’s definatly worth a visit. [...]

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Do It Yourself (DIY) Projects Renewable or Alternate Energy

July 18th 2006

Our planet is mostly, well, fucked, and unless we start to do something about it, we are totally utterly fucked. Hence my desire to remember where to find Do It Yourself Renewable Energy Projects. Today I bought my first solar panel. It’s only dinky, but I shall try and get it sorted to charge a [...]

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Comic medical images

July 18th 2006

Is anybody else amused by this medical amaze of a Vaginicola. How can you not be? Were you never 15? On another note, it came from an amazing gallery of winning medical images which blew me away. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp [...]

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Meat manifesto

July 18th 2006

A little while ago I posted about peoples views on vegetarianism. I got some great feedback, with some very erudite, and well thought out answers, and nobody took the huff (which is always a danger with such subjects). Anyway, I’ve had enough time to mull over what I was trying to write (and I got [...]

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Rude people

July 18th 2006

*locked, to those who know me, but not those being described* I hate rude people. It doesn’t help that the rude people in question are a bit posh, and my ex housemates, and to be honest, I suspect they wouldn’t be friends but for the random act of us having rooms next door to each [...]

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Bush Babies as idiots

July 17th 2006

I have no idea if this little Overheard in New York gem is based on truth, but I’d love it to be. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser

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We live in a fucked up country…

July 13th 2006

..and I blame these nasty inbreed corporate wankshites Labour. Right – the longer I live in this country, the more I find problems with it. I understand there are few places which are better (after all I could be living in China where I couldn’t write this, or Iran, where I might well have a [...]

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This isn’t funny.

July 13th 2006

Not even slightly. No. I wasn’t really amused by the Orgasm Calculator. Never. I’m far to mature. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser

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Usefull kit

July 12th 2006

I’m working on a little project for somebody to allow people to allow people to book their time out online. Hence I needed a quick and easy calendar in php. Step up Give Cascade Calendar. It’s open source too, so you can thrash the code to bits yourself if needed. If my code is handy, [...]

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Redmeat update

July 12th 2006

Even pape Moir has a sense of humour. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser

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Cow Power!

July 11th 2006

Forget nuclear, forget wind power, even solar is old hat, because now you may fear… Cow Power! Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser

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Protest!

July 11th 2006

Ok, as describes by Boris Johnson as “a wheeze“, it is now official, ‘I will form part of a human chain around the Westminster no protest zone’ as coordinated by PledgeBank. It’s a silly fucking law, and it’s time people pointed it out. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike [...]

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Always back up.

July 10th 2006

Always. Never hit “Sync” on your mobile phone, laptop, or anything else, especially where windows is onvolved somewhere in the chain, without having a good solid backup. I forgot, are I’ve just removed 400+ contacts (about 5 years worth) of phone numbers, email addresses and other vital details. Rats Cocks! Learn form my mistake, oh [...]

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39883

July 9th 2006

When the phrase “My bush is really overgrown around the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.” doesn’t make you laugh, you must have had your sense of humour removed and replaced with something dull. You need to read Genuine Council Complaints. I don’t care if they’re made up, they brightened my [...]

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The elegence of sails

July 9th 2006

There’s something strangly wonderful about boats with sails. As well as their inherent environmental benfits, they are just so much more elegent, so it made my morning to read of Skysail, which uses giant kites to brack ships! Brilliant! Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH [...]

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Pete Doherty

July 7th 2006

watching Johnathen Ross tonight it’s good to see Pete Doherty looking a bit better than the last time I wrote  about him on here.  Singing cogently, picking and plucking though Beg, steal or borrow, it’s good to hear him at work. Browsing wikipedia I ran across this, the last photo of a Libertines gig with [...]

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Technology blows my mind

July 7th 2006

There are days when I genuinly have problems getting my head round the idea that I am standing on a giant ball of planet, hurtling round the Sun, for no other reason than it’s actually very difficult to accept because you have no evidence to hand* Anyway, thats as a complete aside, the photos of [...]

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Are you a vegitarian? Why?

July 7th 2006

Ok, a little research being done here. I’ll post my thoguhts later, once I’ve got an idea of why people are vegitarians. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser

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Much to tell

July 6th 2006

…but little of consiquence I would imagine. I’ve been pottering around, tripped down to York and back to see my lass, finally uploaded a huge wedge of photos, and generally tried not to irritate my back too much. Annoyingly, it’s sore, and thus, I am grumpy. Grrr! Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! [...]

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