Updates continue to be sporadic, because unfiltered interweb is scarce. Sorry kids, stay tuned though. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
Whenever you hear a consultant, or anybody for that matter, say “basically”, “essecially”, “what you have to understand is” or “what I’ll say to you is”, they are speaking Cuntish, a language of cover-your-own-arse management bullshit. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my [...]
Something very close to my heart (and stomach) the BBC has an online video about Food from the wild. Go dig in the hedgerows and be happy. There is nothing more tasty that something fresh from the bush. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? [...]
Roger Annies is a hero to all! All hail Annies! Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
The Perry Bible Fellowship has been making me snigger for an hour. Snigger in a sick and dirty way, but still a good fun way too. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
Normally, I’m not the biggest fan of driving, it’s just a functional thing to get me from where I am, to where I need to be, but today, was a different matter all together. I left my lasses mothers house, driving up to Cumbria, and it all changed. I was sitting in the middle lane, [...]
Only having non-corporate internet through the week is killing me. I can’t read half my rss feeds (just in case), I can’t check my email and I can’t update my private blog. Damn it! I wonder how expencive these mobile cards are? Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks [...]
Want to know all about statspack and other Oracle features? Then Using STATSPACK to monitor Oracle performance is an ok little page. However, check out the photo! Scary. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
It would appear that Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams is now a ghostly floating disembodied headdisembodied head! The danger of dark robes. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
I’m loving some of the links on Dagoneye’s del.icio.us pages tagged with “graph” . I’ve still not found anything useful for New Project(tm) though. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
You know, for when you need to organise stuff prettily in Javascript. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
I’m home for the weekend. I have an internet connection. I will update. Honest. With some really good shit too, you know, the really quality stuff. Just as soon as I find some. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
Getting lost in the outback and having to be rescued. Tragic. Getting lost in the outback again that same week and having to be rescued, again. Idiot. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
updates and slow and rubbish at the moment kids, sorry. I’ve no internet connection monday > friday other than the corporate one, which I’m trying not to abuse too much. Nothings amazingly new. I’m travelling lots, and as a result having more “social beers” especially Monday and Wednesday, if any of you happen to to [...]
This is what happens when two things you love collide. i love (love love love) the tube map and I love (really quite like) Google maps. Combine the two, bake at 180o for 5 minutes and you get…jstott.me.uk: Google Maps – London Underground Map. So so handy for removing unneeded tube journies, of which I [...]
yes it’s the talented digital monkeys inverviewing a much love old man on kids tv about stuff. Also known as B3TA : interviews: Tony Hart. My favorite question has to be “What is the biggest thing you have ever lost and where did it go?” to which I would be very stuck for an answer [...]
Yes – it’s a timeline of Comics . Prime lunchtime reading for the officebound. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
What people try to carry on as hand luggage is hysterical. MOre importantly, where is all the seized stuff in the UK sold off? I could do with a new Leatherman and a chainsaw) Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
In no real order… TCP/IP:It runs all of the networking stuff we now take for granted, and it doesn’t really go wrong. DVD: VHS was rubbish. DVD is cleaner, neater, more robust, and faster (remember rewinding VHS). CHS was more “pausable” though. USB: Non faf, no hassle, and coupled with USB Mass Storage Driver, it’s [...]
I’ve done nothing out of the ordinary, and this moring, when I double clicked an xls file and Windows is REINSTALLING OFFICE! I don’t have the cd. I never have. I can pre-installed on my corporate laptop. So how the fuck is it going to try and install! Wretched mother fucking OS. Possibly Related Posts: [...]
I shall reuse this in a meeting one day. “Are You a nazi madam? Us Wagner fans are a rum lot, I myself bugger skinheads. Now kindly do not tell me what I can and can’t do.” Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp [...]
Include, what is Endianness and can I use spray Malt in my next brewing project, did they use some sort of new film to record Collateral because all the night shots are beutifully exposed, without looking “wrong”, and when will Pimp That Snack feature my Mac Daddy Fruit Pastel ? Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at [...]
Something I relly don’t need in my life Gingered Spam Salad. Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser
Everytime I turn on radio4 this week, I’ve heard Micheal Portillo talking about meercats. Honestly – every time. Are they repeating it ad-infinitum, or am I just unlucky? Possibly Related Posts: Stuck at werk Ah ha! Harp playing Lisa Simpsonalike rocks my world PLAY-DOH aftershave? Pimp my browser