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Pigeon

February 26th 2007

Eatting a pigeon and peach pie for lunch I am remindered that pigeon tastes like a livery bit of rabbit, which much the same texture as the latter.  Possibly not suited to pie – stayed very dry. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our [...]

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Ring pull size

February 26th 2007

many things need commenting on in this field (for example why is it the new washing powder always makes things as clean as the old one did in it’s advert), but have you noticed that the hole created by the ringpull in drinks cans has got much bigger?  This means you drink faster and thus, [...]

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Sigs

February 23rd 2007

Signiture files. I think they are a little silly, especially when yu get huge disclaimers etc, but I can see the point. However on forums, people seem to use them to blag about things, and it’s completely pointless. Some might argue that you can use them to spot who actually has the kit and the [...]

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Dissolve the BBC?

February 23rd 2007

I’d rather eat my own shoes, every morning, than loose the BBC.  It’s one of those things that might loose huge amounts of money, be available to people who don’t pay for it  (how do you regulate who can view news.bcc.co.uk) and have a million and one other problems, but it improves society in so [...]

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Audioscrobbler and Songbird?

February 21st 2007

I’ve replaced iTunes with Songbird, but annoyingly I can’t get the audioscrobbler pluggin to work annoyingly.  Anybody else had any luck? Possibly Related Posts: Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101 Getting Redis and CodeIgniter to play together Mushrooms, live! Train + wifi + bored + guardian api + unix tools = …. E by gum

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The dangers of htaccess, wordpress, and rss feeds (or How To DOS attack your own site for shame and humiliation)

February 20th 2007

On friday night I decided to do a bit of a clean up, and removed some old code which was knocking about from the previous incarnation of coldclimate.  In doing so I set myself up for a big fall, and caused a few headaches (and I lot of ear ache for my very wonderful hosts [...]

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Site un-buggered

February 19th 2007

OK, so I managed to DOS attack my own site.  I’ll write up a bit about it later when I’m not tired and tireder, but basically a combination of htaccess, deleting files and some jiggery pokery, I managed to create an infinate loop within my own site.  *head V’s desk moment* Possibly Related Posts: Getting [...]

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Site buggered

February 18th 2007

Well, it looks like something has hidiously wrong with the site and it was eatting all the bandwidth for everybody.  In fact, I got barred, because I ate 76GB in a couple of days. Possibly it is now fixed.  Maybe. Possibly Related Posts: Server move 6 words The problems of High Priority .htaccess redirects The [...]

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Darwin at work

February 16th 2007

Making your kids fight each other for your own entertainment – sick.Filming it and and saying “I didn’t see any harm in toughening them up. I done the same with my own children.“ when interviewed – very very stupid. Possibly Related Posts: Getting Redis and CodeIgniter to play together Making your wireless router from Virgin [...]

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Kilroy-silk is a nutter

February 13th 2007

As if we need more proof, it would appear he belives that M+S use bent mirrors to make people lok slimmer.  Possible, technically, but very unlikely as you pick up on slight visual disturbences because they “feel odd”.  Nutter. Possibly Related Posts: Getting Redis and CodeIgniter to play together Making your wireless router from Virgin [...]

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DVD hacking live!

February 13th 2007

Wanna watch/read history in the making?  It appears doom9 memebers have broken hd-dvd.  watch the coversations roll. Possibly Related Posts: Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101 Getting Redis and CodeIgniter to play together Mushrooms, live! Train + wifi + bored + guardian api + unix tools = …. E by gum

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3 column joy

February 8th 2007

Everybody eants 3 eqal height columns, with three different coloured backgrounds, because it is the halcyon of web layouts.  A List Apart shows you the way forward.  Old coldclimate.co.uk used to use three columns, and it was a pain and rendered buggily on some browsers, but aparently this will work better. Possibly Related Posts: Getting [...]

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Lazyweb – a neat idea

February 7th 2007

Here’s a neat idea.  Just post an idea, and see if somebody is interested, then follow it’s progress with RSS because its WordPress backed.  Neat. Possibly Related Posts: Getting Redis and CodeIgniter to play together Hot and sour manly popcorn Making your wireless router from Virgin Media work with your Mac Flickr code dev and [...]

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Strange banana

February 7th 2007

This is very wierd, and a very silly idea, but ultimately might be useful.  Everytime you reload you get a different site layout which has been generated.  Strange indeed, strangebanana.com in fact. Possibly Related Posts: Getting Redis and CodeIgniter to play together Hot and sour manly popcorn Making your wireless router from Virgin Media work [...]

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Fuck Vista

February 6th 2007

The more I hear about Vista, the more I worry, and it appears I am far from the only one.  So here we go – I’m going to make a mini-stand, and try and get others to do the same. “I will not install Vista on any of my machines, and I will not help [...]

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BBC clocks

February 5th 2007

Strictly one for the geeks – I love these flash representations of old BBC (and more) clocks. Possibly Related Posts: Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101 Getting Redis and CodeIgniter to play together Hot and sour manly popcorn Mushrooms, live! Train + wifi + bored + guardian api + unix tools = ….

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Masonic Clothing?

February 4th 2007

Obviously there must be some sort of uniform.  Odd. Possibly Related Posts: Server move 6 words The problems of High Priority .htaccess redirects The miniblog

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Unfeasibly easy spicy chicken

February 4th 2007

Dead easy chicken for boys to cook on their own (possibly even after a beer).  Invented because we had a jar of really crappy lime pickle which was mostly chilli and very greasy. Chop up as much raw skinned chicken as you need (roughly a handful per person), of whatever bits of chicken you like [...]

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Blend for your happyness

February 4th 2007

A few weeks ago I bought a blender for about 12 quid.  I nearly bought a “smoothie maker”, but decided not to for 2 basic reasons.  1) I want to make other things in my blender (such as soup). 2) every eejit seems to swear by smoothies, and I think they are nothing more than [...]

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If you’re going to rip the piss out of the the president…

February 1st 2007

…do it in front of his face.  In front of the rest of the world, and be funny about it. Possibly Related Posts: Getting Redis and CodeIgniter to play together Making your wireless router from Virgin Media work with your Mac Flickr code dev and deployment Open source monitoring tools Make your RSS feeds trackable

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