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Billie Piper to play Belle!

July 31st 2007

Yes, it is true. Super lovely lady Billie Piper, is going to play Belle De Jour! Yes, it’s hosted on the Daily Mail webshite, but, well, good news is good news even when delivered by small minded racism fuckwits. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Getting Redis and CodeIgniter to play together [...]

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Melon and cheese

July 31st 2007

While it’s not a stack of freezing cold melon with hard Italian cheeses, but I’ve just had some seriously over ripe gala melon with a strong cheddar, and it was excellent. And now I’m about to put a garlic bread in the oven, because I have the munchies. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Slow [...]

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Festival

July 26th 2007

Off to Secret Garden Party – no bloggage for a week. I think. Possibly Related Posts: Server move 6 words The problems of High Priority .htaccess redirects The miniblog

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last ever post

July 24th 2007

this marks the end of the custom posts Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Belle breaks my heart

July 23rd 2007

I love Belle De Jour. I love the media frenzy trying to out her, I love her cander about boy, and I love the fact who does what she wants for a living (or at least I hope she does), but when you read about men being shitty, it could break my heart. Even through [...]

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Tastey food make food nice feel

July 23rd 2007

Yes, it’s all gone a bit BlackBooks as I druled over whatwereeating.com. Possibly Related Posts: Homemade flavoured spirits Slow baked ham with cider and spice Give us this day our daily bread(maker) Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101 Jerking it

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Who swapped our weather with Malasia?

July 22nd 2007

I’ve only walked to the end of my road to Tescos and back (and round Tescos – I didn’t just go there for look), and I’ve got sweat pouring off me. I can actually feel it beading on my forehead which is a new experience. I didn’t notice it on the walk home, because I [...]

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IMDB is wonderful…

July 21st 2007

… for situations like where you are watching The Craft late at night and somebody looks familiar and you’ve no idea why, and then it turns out that one of the blokes was in Road Trip. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale [...]

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Storing bbc listen again stuff

July 21st 2007

I love the BBC’s listen again service, but since work banned streaming media, I’ve made no use of it because I have a radio in my house (numerous actually), a radio in my car, and now the onlyplace I am without BBC content is work. I do podcast several things that are available, but it [...]

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DRM free mp3 store?

July 21st 2007

I like the look of bleep.com, serving up mp3 goodness at about 6 quid an album from lots of good labels like warp and XL. Possibly Related Posts: Getting Redis and CodeIgniter to play together Making your wireless router from Virgin Media work with your Mac Flickr code dev and deployment Open source monitoring tools [...]

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Transformers

July 21st 2007

rocked. no messing about. Fast and the Furious, with robots, and a girl, and Matrix style fighting between robots, and guns, and exposions, and some really funny lines and ideas. Go. Now. Preferably toamidnight showing like I just did. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The [...]

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Tagging – the slow ramp of enlightenment

July 20th 2007

As if perfectly timed with my rant this morning aboutiTunes and the need to be able to tag mp3s, here’s an interesting diagram about “the cycle of hype” around tagging. We are entering the phase whereby tagging stops being attempted to be used as a silver bullet, and slowly finding what its really good for. [...]

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I hope they use the doctor with fat fingers

July 20th 2007

Who knows, made the bugger will turn out to have cancer of the arsehole. I hope so. Maybe his cock might rot off too, or atleast he might bang it in the fridge door one night when he goes to get another cold Bud. Possibly Related Posts: Bigger guns won’t help A bear called Muhammed [...]

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So they smoke some gear – I’d rather have somebody know knows what it is like at the helm than a sanctamonius, sheltered and ideological cretin!

July 20th 2007

Well it appears that some of our leaders have been smoking the weed and taking hits from the bong whilst at university. Big surprise. Lets face a simple fact, that I would suspect that more people under the age of 45 have ingested something illegal at some point in their life, and to rule them [...]

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Why is everything so slow?

July 20th 2007

This is really beginning to bug me. I have a large mp3collection, mostly because I spent 2 weeks ripping my cd collection to mp3 in case of theft and fire, and so I can take it on the road with me when working away from home. I’ve been used iTunes to try and mange it, [...]

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HowTo: Make a poster from ever book cover you own (nearly)

July 19th 2007

1) Have a librarything account. Feed it all Your books. 2) Install DownloadThemAll for Firefox. 3)Visit your “My Library” page on LibraryThing and select “view covers”. Then pick “100 per page”. 4)Rightclikc and use DownLoadThemAll to download all the jpg images into a folder. 5)Repeat step 4 until you have all the covers in a [...]

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Whats in a name

July 19th 2007

This is a great article about handelling personal names from around the world. It is easy to forget that most people’s names are not Firstname Surname, let alone ChristianName Familyname. Possibly Related Posts: Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101 Getting Redis and CodeIgniter to play together Hot and sour manly popcorn Mushrooms, live! Train + wifi [...]

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Cheese dilemas

July 18th 2007

This little cartoon makes an excellent point, if you’re going to have a brilliant product, don’t let a silly thing that can easily be changed get in the way. Possibly Related Posts: Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101 Getting Redis and CodeIgniter to play together Mushrooms, live! Train + wifi + bored + guardian api + [...]

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Slow eating and slow drinking make for a happier person

July 18th 2007

I think this little article about having an hour in the evening to decompress and shoot the breeze (a horrible American phrase which I’ve always liked because it sounds like sitting outside in the summer and chatting until it goes cold) is spot on. We rush our food, we rush our drinking, and all so [...]

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Lessons in software engineering

July 18th 2007

Whilst several of these 19 eponymous Laws of SoftEngg are pretty flippant, there are some complete gems in there. “The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned” which should be taken into account in all planning of technical activities. On the subject of what kind of company you [...]

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What a great word!

July 18th 2007

pleochroic (plee-uh-KRO-ik) adjective “Showing different colors when viewed from different directions.” Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Secret Squirrel

July 15th 2007

I’m just finishing a book about growing up in Iran, and itseems like a very odd place. Just to prove this…Police in Iran are reported to have taken 14 squirrels into custody – because they are suspected of spying Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Getting Redis and CodeIgniter to play together [...]

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Airport websites are terrible

July 14th 2007

My parents are arriving into the airport at some point today, and I want to meet them. Iknow where they are flying from, and which airport, and all I need to know is what time their flight lands. I don’t know the flight number, or which airline they are flying with, but I assumed this [...]

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One line wonders

July 14th 2007

Peoples facebook statuses are wonderful sometimes.  I love their first person voice, and they’re a nice way to get a quick update of whats going.  I don’t understand Twitter.com yet either, but they seem to be a simalar method of instantanius mood judgeing. Anyway – back to the genius bit: … is wondering if drinking [...]

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Is anybody really truely this stupid???

July 13th 2007

Really, please, I can’t beleive that anybody would believe these two were so innocent. Speaking by telephone from prison in Accra, she said: “There were basically two boys over here who gave us two bags and told us… it was an empty bag “We never thought anything bad was inside… and they told us to [...]

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5 business lessons from Costco

July 12th 2007

Costco is not a big thing in the UK (in fact, it’s unheard of I imagine) but I think theres lots of good stuff to be learned from How Costco Became The Anti_Walmart and the summery 5 business lessons from Costco over on Signal V’s Noise is a nice quicky read. Its interesting to read [...]

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The power of science

July 11th 2007

it’samazing what freestyle mathsyou can do after only3beers. typing terrible dueto spacebar getting worse, notbeers. Possibly Related Posts: Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101 Getting Redis and CodeIgniter to play together Mushrooms, live! Train + wifi + bored + guardian api + unix tools = …. E by gum

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Best ubuntu logo ever

July 11th 2007

Everybody loves ubuntu even girls Possibly Related Posts: Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101 Getting Redis and CodeIgniter to play together Mushrooms, live! Train + wifi + bored + guardian api + unix tools = …. E by gum

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Does the word “obstensively” actually exist Part II

July 10th 2007

No – it doesn’t exist.  The word is “ostensibly”, and it is a very good word indeed. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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Does the word “obstensively” actually exist.

July 10th 2007

I know what it means, but I can’t find any reference for it anywhere, so it might not actually existing and I’ve made it up Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The strange and pale styling The magic of computing Two very important things

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crontab entries not working

July 4th 2007

When writing a script that is going to be called from the crontab, rememeber to direct your input and output, otherwise the script will work fine when called from the commandline, and not neccessarily when called by cron. This is very frustrating. For example:ststsgrabber.sh: #!/usr/bin/kshprstat -a n 8 >>mystats.txt will work fine when it is [...]

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Smug faced fucker

July 3rd 2007

Accourding to “Bush Commutes Libby Prison Sentence” BushBaby has got his old mate off the hook. Just like policemen and breathaliser tests in this country, it appears you can be a corrupt cunt faced motherfucker, and still get away with it, so long as you are high enough in the olegarcy. Come on people of [...]

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What is our national obsesionwith champagne?

July 2nd 2007

First up,an apology. The spacebar on myibook isplaying up and notfiring evertime I hit it, which is extreamly annoying. Nodoubt I’llmiss a few spaces in tonight diatribe. At the weekend I was reading an article about girls who hunt down their men based virtually entirely on thier wealth. Not unusual I admit, but nowwith the [...]

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