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Weakest puppet

December 28th 2007

OK, either I’ve managed to cook up some crack rather than the broth I thought I was making, or there’s a Weakest Link episode full of puppets. Roland Rat, Soo and many others.  It’s wrong diddily wrong wrong wrong. Possibly Related Posts: Cold Water Swimming Trailing : One Forget the deli, find a German The [...]

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Discount shiny things

December 25th 2007

Check out the amazing amazon discount thingy.  Shiny shiny for discounted money, oh yes. Possibly Related Posts: Multiple photo fails A little bit of webcam trickery wiiPong (or, how to make a crappy games from exciting technology) A week of great tools BBC iPlayer on Linux!

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The irony of cheap tricks

December 24th 2007

I’m a memeber of a social netowrking site which is getting much attention at the moment.  It’s name rhymes with Chase Wook.  The profiferation of applications you can add to it at the moment is amazing, and whilst I have no interesting in 99 percent of them, occationally they throw up the odd interesting nugget.  [...]

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Hardware uplinking?

December 23rd 2007

Wouldn’t it be cool if my separates stereo could fire data up to last.fm?  CD text and a little bit of hardware, it should be possible shouldn’t it? Possibly Related Posts: Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101 Getting Redis and CodeIgniter to play together Mushrooms, live! Train + wifi + bored + guardian api + unix [...]

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STOP LOOSING OUR DATA!

December 20th 2007

edit: Oh look – another big data fuck up I’m getting bored of all these government agencies losing my data and it coming out in the papers weeks later, and I’m sure you are too. As such, I urge you to sign the following petition(if you are in the UK) – I’m rebranding it the [...]

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Future asperations

December 20th 2007

As I got off the tube to walk to my hotel this week, I passed a couple and their children buying Twix’s before getting the tube home.  I think they’d  probably been to the theater.  I was staggering back form the office, it was 11 at night, and I realsed what a complete mess I [...]

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Quick excel help

December 19th 2007

vlookup – really helpful.  Will flesh this out later but for the moment. Has three key fields, the value we are looking up, a table with the index key and the reference value, and a method of search. VLOOKUP(A2,D:F,3,FALSE) A2 is the value we are using as the index key D:F is the table with [...]

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BBC iPlayer on Linux!

December 14th 2007

BBC iPlayer is available on Linux!  Sing and dance!  It’s making programs available in Flash, but it should work!  Yay! Possibly Related Posts: Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101 Getting Redis and CodeIgniter to play together Mushrooms, live! Train + wifi + bored + guardian api + unix tools = …. E by gum

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The Smiths speak the truth!

December 12th 2007

Anoter musical moment just highlighted itself.  As I work from home on some mind numing dull crap (yes – thank you Microsoft Sharepoint – you are broken my heart and soul), Frankly Mr Shankly by The Smiths came on Last.fm (station based on Pavement).  It’s all about how you have to quit you solid and [...]

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UNIX tool uncover Guantanamo manually changes

December 11th 2007

Edit: Completely forgot to add the link!  It is here: Guantanamo Bay Manual diff’d Two copies of the Guantanamo Bay working manuals appear to have leaked out. No idea how accurate they are, but by diffing they you can see all the changes. Interesting interesting: “MP”s changed for “guards”, “golfcarts” changed for “Gators”, many other [...]

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Hummers

December 11th 2007

Hummer, because you have a small penis.  A really small penis. Possibly Related Posts: What a miserable bunch of lame bastards you are E by gum A lexicon for the uninitiated Child security gone wrong The state of the nation

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Advice for the ill

December 11th 2007

I am full of illness. Here are my top tips so for (based on experimentation): If you think your tonsils are swollen, don’t poke them to find out. Really – dont. Even if it is really sore to swallow, do not chew up paracetamol, they ming Doctors waiting room are full of ill people, old [...]

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The miniblog

December 7th 2007

A little while ago I started running a mini-blog.  The idea was to stop me posting single liners and make me concentrate on writing bigger and better through through posts (yeah, right), and also to let me continue to have somewhere to throw things for reading later (something I used to use the blog for [...]

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Last.fm and Pandora

December 6th 2007

I’m a big fan of last.fm, party because I’m a data whore (it must be useful for something! Must keep all of it!) , and mostly because I can use it to draw pretty pictures.  Last.fm will recommend other music to you based on the theorythat if you like Song X, and A.N.Other (and crowd) [...]

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The benefits of software as a service

December 4th 2007

The boys over at 37signals are very clean thinkers, and it is because of this that they are so successfull I believe. The idea of releasing their software as installables (to your companies server) is very appealing for many, and there is a lot of money to be made. It has lots of advantages too [...]

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A bear called Muhammed

December 2nd 2007

There is a world of fuss about Gillian Gibbons, a teacher who’s class of children in Sudan named a teddy bear Muhammed, and was thus accused and charged with “insulting religion”.  Now, my level of patience with religious crazies, but lets look at this another way… She visited another country, she broke the law in [...]

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Genius comes in small doses

December 1st 2007

I really love indexed, teeny tiny bits of genius on index cards. Possibly Related Posts: Getting Redis and CodeIgniter to play together Making your wireless router from Virgin Media work with your Mac Flickr code dev and deployment Open source monitoring tools Make your RSS feeds trackable

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