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Otters are extreamly quick. You will need the same sort of lenses which are used to capture sports cars, race horses and chavs at Primark sales.
Otter smell vile. I have been near dead things that smelled better. Last time I [...]
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So, today I’ve been smoking hard. Smoking trout, smoking salmon, smoking cheese, smoking garlic, smoking onions, smoking everything under the sun.
No ladies and gentlemen, I’ve not completely lost the plot and bought a massive pack of Rizlas, I’m been on one of Smoky Jo’s food smoking course. It’s a one day course, starting [...]
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This week the papers (and indeed the venerable Today Programme) have been talkiong about Princess Anne wearing the same dress to two weddings, 27 years apart. What does it mean? Is she promoting recycling? Is it a fashion faux-pas? Dies it show how in touch with we proles she is and is a nod to [...]
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Somebody please make the following:
* Fabulous Cooking Blog : a photo blog curated by an aging New York socialit, all photos featuring over made-up hands, far too many wedding rings and mis-matched crockery. All measurements in the form of “2 martini glasses full of dried olives”, darling.
* Interviewing actors – can’t get an interview with [...]
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Right – straight off the bat, I feel I should say I’m sure this does not apply to all BMW drivers, in fact my friend Adam has a wonderful M3 which he drives with great care, however …
BMW drivers – Stop Driving Like Wankers.
In the last two week I have been cut up, [...]
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