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Haunted by the ghosts of bosses past

March 27th 2010

I’m being haunted, by the bosses I’ve had over the last ten years or so.  I can’t help it, and it’s not really their fault either, neither of us can help it. Every time things get a bit stressful, I find myself talking through whatever it is with my old bosses, in my head.  Worrying [...]

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The state of your knowledge

September 20th 2009

I just can’t sleep tonight, I can’t make it happen.  It’s 4 hours since I went to bed and this must be the third time I’ve turned on the light to do somethign because I’m bored.  It’s also ages since I posted, time to write again. Donald Rumsfelt, the eejit who seemed to be very [...]

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So long, farewell and goodnight

March 1st 2009

I’m bored of having marketing messages yelled at me via my inbox with giant image only emails demanding I click on things to get full details.  So I am going through my inbox unsubscribing from all the sales mail subscriptions that I get.  Some notes on how hard it is to actually unsubscribe… STA Travel [...]

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Some brilliant advice

February 26th 2009

During these troubled times, lots of companies will try and “do something new” to make more money.  There’s nothing wrong with this (so long as you do it well), but I like this… Set your goals and don’t suck.  Eg. Stop trying to be everything to every man, and be everything to somebody. Possibly Related [...]

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10 minutes of INC causes revelation

February 15th 2009

I’ve just had a bath, and a very large gin, and whilst sitting there reading INC magazine, I ran across some words on mangement styles which seem extreamly obvious, but extreamly useful. On the subject of managing your staff, “Trust, and verify”.  Now this at first is super obvious, but I’d never through about it.  If [...]

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Money – the root of all evil?

January 25th 2009

Image by Getty Images via Daylife Well, it would appear that the UK is perma-fucked when it comes to all things economic at the moment. Those heady days of rising house prices making you more money that your job earned you are over, and cheap trips to the USA to do a bit of shopping [...]

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The warm fuzzy feeling of feedback

November 28th 2008

Funny what makes grumpy about things isn’t it.  When I was a regular windows user and I was copying groups of large files around it was the totally bonkers time estimates that annoyed me.  You really had not idea how long copying a thousand files around locally was going to take, but 7777623 minutes seemed [...]

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Uk Twitter message forwarder

August 18th 2008

The UK really is the home of innovation, really it is.  It’s not been a week since Twitter announced they are not going to be able to provide an SMS service in the UK (I’d not even finished my blog post about Orange missing a huge opertunity here) and already a small UK firm has [...]

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Revenge of the nerds? Maybe…

June 30th 2008

Image via Wikipedia So, having left my analytical left brain job (or rather I will on Friday) to go and work in a more creative field, I was greatly heartened to read We’re not sporty, but when it comes to spelling we Indians are the bee’s knees, explaining why India (and China I suspect) are [...]

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Do the important, not the urgent

June 24th 2008

I see lots of blog posting about developing web-apps and online stuff using agile-dynamic-insert-your-favorite-buzzword-methodology-here, but lots and lots of software is not developed in this way, and sometimes I think some of the lessons learnt developing monolithic and sprawling software can be useful to everybody, you AJAX powered-django hacking,python boys included. A few years ago [...]

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Ignore the Valley young man

May 29th 2008

Warning: you are entering a post written on an early morning train, after too many coffees, not enough sleep, and very very little thought.  Your milage may vary, your home is probably not at risk however. Having spent the last week in the company of many fine geeks (Thinking Digital followed by BarCampNE), I suddently [...]

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Brilliant business quote

May 26th 2008

Heard from Tara Hunt, thought I thing she was quoting somebody else.  “You make money because of the things you do, not from them” Possibly Related Posts: Haunted by the ghosts of bosses past The state of your knowledge So long, farewell and goodnight Some brilliant advice 10 minutes of INC causes revelation

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Phone spammers…

May 22nd 2008

I got a piece of spam today – addressed to me, and asking for my bank details and my phone number, asking if I wanted to become a mystery shopper. Its either a scam, or totally untargetted spam, but luckily he included his phone number! Adam Jones of Secret Shopper @ google mail . com [...]

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Having defined “connected time”

April 30th 2008

Well, I was goign to post about Seth Godin’s interestin Signal V’s Noise post (which is nothing to do with the excellent Signal V’s Noise blog) but then realised that I had nothing more to add to it.  He’s right, spam is drowning the world (and totally and completely ineffecive for legal transactions), and with [...]

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Brain dump/link trap version 0.1

March 26th 2008

My brain (and my rss feeds ) has been going into overdrive today. Managing your time thought your calendar, diffiuclt to switch over to one imagines.  Only works if people don’t expect instant responces to emails. An interesting paradigm shift, not having a bad table, rather than having people thing ill of you (and websites [...]

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Document reuse

March 21st 2008

I think everybody agrees that reuse is a good idea generally.  Reusing glass jam jars is vastly more efficient that recycling them into new jars.  Reusable templates are much more efficient that drawing the damned thing ever time.  Reusing code libraries is the only way the majority of programs could ever be created.  There are [...]

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The worst way to start a day…

March 6th 2008

Phoning somebody who’s left your office, about a minor point in a document they wrote which needs clarification, and finding out that they quit the whole company and really aren’t interested in talking to you.  And it’s before 9:30am.  And you’ve not had a coffee. Possibly Related Posts: Haunted by the ghosts of bosses past [...]

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Why do I love trustedplaces.com?

March 3rd 2008

I love trustedplaces.com, and because I love it, its the only site I spend time being active in really.  I’m a passive user of hundreds of sites and numerous emialing lists, but there are a couple of sites I actually contribute content to, and trustedplaces.com is one of them.  The big question is why. Well, [...]

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Look up people

February 18th 2008

Sitting on the train this morning, reading the news and catching up on my inbox (pre-7:30am – get me), I looked up, and my mouth fell open, as I watched the firey peach ball of sun burning off the layer of mist which was caught agains the frozen ground.  It was breathtaking, magnificent, almost too [...]

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Implicit feedback loop

February 15th 2008

If you’re having trouble fitting the diagram onto a page, or to not let Visio mess up your alignments, then the solution you’re trying to design is too complex. Paraphrased: If it wouldn’t fit on the back of a fag packet, you shouldn’t even think about it. Possibly Related Posts: Hot and sour manly popcorn [...]

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Messages to the corporate world

February 13th 2008

As I give what I’m doing with my life far too much through at the moment, I enjoyed both these articles, “Open letter to CEOs, COOs, CIOs and CFOs across the corporate world” and it’s follow “Open letter to employees across the corporate world“, both of which makes some very good points. This morning I [...]

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Oh bollocks, I splurgged

January 28th 2008

After a minor rant about the genius of Seth Godin, and how cynical mass markettign will never make effective use of toold such as Digg and Delicious if they do silly things such as pay idiotic companies to blog, Digg and submit to Furl every bloody article they write online, I lost control and splashed [...]

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“Deal only available to new customers” ?

January 12th 2008

I keep seeing adverts which are making great offers, mobile phone deals better than mine, bank accounts with higher interest rates, even home insurence which whoops mine.  Home insurence is the most boring thing in the world, its so boring it makes watching Jeeves polish the gravel outside, so anything that gets me excited about [...]

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A week of great tools

January 8th 2008

In the last week I’ve come across some brilliant tools to make my digital life easier, so I throught I’d better share. The Refresh Newcastle group put me onto some, and Google did the rest as and when I found I needed something. MAMP I do most of my development work on a php/mySQL stack, [...]

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Future asperations

December 20th 2007

As I got off the tube to walk to my hotel this week, I passed a couple and their children buying Twix’s before getting the tube home.  I think they’d  probably been to the theater.  I was staggering back form the office, it was 11 at night, and I realsed what a complete mess I [...]

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Radiohead

October 5th 2007

Aways visionaries in music (Kid A – idiocy that sounds perfect), Radiohead have released (or rahter are releasing – it’s on pre-order at the moment) their whole next album and you can pay what you like for the download. Lots of people have lots to say, and I find the idea that they are behind [...]

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Sony BMG continue to think like dinosaurs

October 5th 2007

It would appear the music industry is just not thinking, listening or doing anything more than bitching a sueing to try and maintain a business model thats just got working anymore. They’re even contradicting themselves now, for example check out these gems, only lines apart. “when people steal, when they take music without compensation, we [...]

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Achieving the zen inbox

October 2nd 2007

Between my Outlook install for work, and my gmail account which aggregates the mail from about 4 or 5 pop3 addresses, I was drowning in a sea of email.  I got about a thousand messages a day, of which a good 800 were spam, and of the remaining 200 I  probably only had to deal [...]

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Train, planes and social commentry

September 18th 2007

Elitism is alive and well One of the perks of my job is that just occasionally I get to travel first class on the British Train network.  This afford plenty of opportunities for a spot of people watching. First Class travel by train not like first class air travel.  The cost is roughly double, rather [...]

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Why big companies will always produce a substandard product

August 31st 2007

I’m reading a really interesting article from changeThis and the following paragraph struck a note. “Ever wonder why some solutions lack inspiration, imagination, and originality? It’s because we don’t think as deeply or as broadly as we must to solve the problem. We tell ourselves the optimal solution is a luxury. We throw some resources [...]

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Why listening to an expert, and owning a Blackberry, are bad for your business

August 9th 2007

This is a really interesting post. A share buy back and dividend package is a common thing in the market at the moment (as far as I understand), and they seem to be driven by people who ar eout to make money (hedge fund manager, share traders, Wall Street analysts, etc), and by people who [...]

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Three things corporations should take notice of

August 7th 2007

I work in a technical consultnacy*. Often I am frustrated by our apparent lack of technical staff, and the way we do business. This is a very common thing I imagine. These three articles make for interesting reason. The first is very simalar to Joel On Softwares book about how to hire the right technical [...]

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Cheese dilemas

July 18th 2007

This little cartoon makes an excellent point, if you’re going to have a brilliant product, don’t let a silly thing that can easily be changed get in the way. Possibly Related Posts: Home-brewed time-lapse fungus growing 101 Getting Redis and CodeIgniter to play together Mushrooms, live! Train + wifi + bored + guardian api + [...]

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Lessons in software engineering

July 18th 2007

Whilst several of these 19 eponymous Laws of SoftEngg are pretty flippant, there are some complete gems in there. “The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned” which should be taken into account in all planning of technical activities. On the subject of what kind of company you [...]

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5 business lessons from Costco

July 12th 2007

Costco is not a big thing in the UK (in fact, it’s unheard of I imagine) but I think theres lots of good stuff to be learned from How Costco Became The Anti_Walmart and the summery 5 business lessons from Costco over on Signal V’s Noise is a nice quicky read. Its interesting to read [...]

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