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Bigger guns won’t help

February 8th 2008

Dear Paranoid Ameriica, Putting police men with fuck off huge machines guns on the street will not make you more safe, it will just make your populus more scared, meaning yet more draconian laws can be passed. If your police men can’s kill a suicide bomber with their current arsonal of 9mm semi automatic pistols, [...]

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A bear called Muhammed

December 2nd 2007

There is a world of fuss about Gillian Gibbons, a teacher who’s class of children in Sudan named a teddy bear Muhammed, and was thus accused and charged with “insulting religion”.  Now, my level of patience with religious crazies, but lets look at this another way… She visited another country, she broke the law in [...]

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Monsanto seem to think information is evil

November 21st 2007

I found this blog entry about milk labelling absolutly shocking.  Monsanto manage to get through a court ruling meaning farmers are specifically barred from saying if their milk does/or does not, come from treated animals!  Amazing, truely amazing.  I’m half hoping a farmer starts selling milk which explains that it definatly does not contain fish, [...]

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No!

October 15th 2007

Flash Gordon (sic) fans dispair – it is no longer Gordon V’s Ming. Missed headlines there. Possibly Related Posts: Bigger guns won’t help A bear called Muhammed Monsanto seem to think information is evil RIP Ned Sherrin AIDS – it’s not complex people

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RIP Ned Sherrin

October 1st 2007

I will miss your voice on loose ends. I always enjoyed the strange mix of music, politics and comic sketches is something that only radio4 could broadcast, and you were the perfect person for it. May you rest in peace. Possibly Related Posts: Bigger guns won’t help A bear called Muhammed Monsanto seem to think [...]

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AIDS – it’s not complex people

September 26th 2007

It breaks my heart when people come out with such complete rubbish as “Condoms are not sure because I know that there are two countries in Europe, they are making condoms with the virus on purpose” (Archbishop Chimoio). HIV will ravage and rape your entire flock is you preach such complete tosh. Interestingly though “Archbishop [...]

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Karl Rove is fat and shameless criminal

August 13th 2007

No two ways about it, Karl Rove is a tosser. Leaking the name of an undercover agent is unforgivable. Impressive for a man who probably thinks of himself as a patriot. Possibly Related Posts: Bigger guns won’t help A bear called Muhammed Monsanto seem to think information is evil No! RIP Ned Sherrin

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I hope they use the doctor with fat fingers

July 20th 2007

Who knows, made the bugger will turn out to have cancer of the arsehole. I hope so. Maybe his cock might rot off too, or atleast he might bang it in the fridge door one night when he goes to get another cold Bud. Possibly Related Posts: Bigger guns won’t help A bear called Muhammed [...]

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So they smoke some gear – I’d rather have somebody know knows what it is like at the helm than a sanctamonius, sheltered and ideological cretin!

July 20th 2007

Well it appears that some of our leaders have been smoking the weed and taking hits from the bong whilst at university. Big surprise. Lets face a simple fact, that I would suspect that more people under the age of 45 have ingested something illegal at some point in their life, and to rule them [...]

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