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Making your wireless router from Virgin Media work with your Mac

January 23, 2010 – 9:00 pm

Finally, I’m up and running with Virgin Media broadband at home.  They give you a free wireless router, but all the setup instructions and the setup cd’s are for Windows.  The bloke who installed the cabling suggested I rung the £80,000 a minute phone line.  Panic not people, follow these instructions…

With everything turned off…

  1. Plug the router into the modem they give you
  2. plug the router into your machine by cable
  3. Turn on the computer
  4. Turn on the modem
  5. Wait a couple of minutes
  6. Turn on the router
  7. Joy – Internet is yours!

Follow setup instructions as per Windows (eg. log into it via pointing your browser to http://192.168.1.1/

Why these noddy instructions, well…  If you plug the modem into your computer directly it will work BUT the modem will remember your MAC address of the computer and not talk to the router (until you turn everything odd).  If you start the router without the modem having establish an external connection it fails to find the external IP address (dodgy Virgin firmware doesn’t pick up the connection unless it’s established before the router kicks up).

Really shouldn’t be as hard as it was, there was nothing to it, but it still took me a  day.

By coldclimate | Posted in interweb, technology | Comments (0)

Child security gone wrong

January 13, 2010 – 7:09 pm

I received a very wierd email today.  Somebody has signed up to the Barbie website, and given my email address as their parent (which I hopefully am not, or at least nobody got round to telling me).  The site has then email me, giving their username.  They’ve also included lots of helpful links which I can access and then told me not to email them with any problems but to ring them on the phone. Which is great except a)It’s a US number and b)surely than not half as secure as it could be done online.

Here’s the email, with a few redactions…

Dear Parent,

We just wanted to let you know that your daughter registered at BarbieGirls.com under this anonymous screen name:
[redacted]

Barbie Girls™ is a fun & fabulous virtual community where girls can play, learn and interact with friends.

At BarbieGirls.com, your daughter can create an online character, design her own room, earn virtual “money,” play games, and chat with other girls in a safe, controlled environment.

Please review this email carefully to learn about our site, our privacy and safety features, our community rules, and more.

Privacy

Your daughter’s privacy and safety are very important to us. We don’t ask girls to provide any personal information at our site apart from your email address. The BarbieGirls.com experience is intended to be anonymous, and girls are not allowed to share or exchange personal information with any third parties online. Please take a moment to review our Privacy Policy.

Parents’ Place

We believe that you, the parent, should be aware and approve of your child’s online activities. That is why we’ve created a special section called Parents’ Place, just for you. You can update your daughter’s account at any time if you create a Parents’ Place account. [redacted Join now! link]

Online Safety

Please also read our Message to Parents, including information about safety features at BarbieGirls.com.

For more Internet Safety Tips, check out http://www.barbiegirls.com/legal/internetsafety.html

Because we want the BarbieGirls.com community to be a fun and enjoyable place for girls, we also ask them to agree to our Rules, which you can view here.

Chat

We’ve taken lots of steps to make chatting a fun and safe experience at BarbieGirls.com.

B Chat™ is our standard chat feature that allows girls to communicate by choosing phrases from pull-down menus that we’ve created and approved. Girls cannot create their own messages using B Chat™. Your daughter currently has access to this chat level.

Super B Chat™ is available only to girls whose parents have created a parental account on BarbieGirls.com and granted permission to access this chat level. Super BChat™ allows users to type their own messages, but only using words that we’ve approved and compiled in our database. Our word-filtering system is designed to block all other words and inappropriate combinations of otherwise acceptable words, prevent the exchange of personal information, and to help keep chat safe, friendly, and fun.

We hope you’ll agree that BarbieGirls.com is a great online venue for your daughter and that you find this notice and these links helpful.

If you prefer that your daughter not play on BarbieGirls.com, please [redacted] to opt her out of accessing the site. (If clicking doesn’t work, copy and paste this entire address into your website browser line [redacted - username in url, token passed in plain txt]

Sincerely,
Your friends at BarbieGirls.com

P.S. Your email address is used only to send this message and will not be stored or shared for marketing purposes without your consent. Please do not reply to this email. If you need to contact us, you can call Customer Service at 877-3BARBIE (877-322-7243).

Are you people fucking idiots?  What are you doing?

By coldclimate | Posted in rant, technology | Comments (1)

At night I dream of food (still)

January 5, 2010 – 9:18 pm

A few years ago I wrote a post at some ungodly hour of the morning about food.  I love food.  I eat a strange mix of fast-as-I-can-get-it-out-of-a-pan fast food, and strange and sometimes complex things I slave over.  I dream about food   at night, playing ideas over in my head and ruminating.  I wrote it all down once, and a dear fried commented on it.  He only ever commented on here twice, because Wordpress ask you for your email address and he refused to give it out (and I’ve never got round to looking into OpenID).  He died early in 2009, and I miss him bitterly.

Food however, continues to loop round the inside of my head, and last night was not exception.  I thought about pate.  Can you flour it and flash brown the outside in a frying pan, service it crisp on the outside and melting on the inside with a sour cranberry sauce?
Maybe you can wrap little cubes of pate in filo pastry and bake it in the oven, making crisp little packets of hot finger food?  If that works, corn beef might be good too, I sometimes add a bit of beef bolognase where it breaks down and adds back to the meaty velvet of the ragu.
I’ve a love of salt and pepper chicken (there’s a great set of photos about it), especially the softened onions and chillis that come with it.  If I piled those up on top of the corn beef inside the filo, the spicy inside surely be great.
Finger foods are taken my interest of late too.  After a new years eve party where everything was small enough to be eaten off a teaspoon.  I’d love to try and do a whole dinner party of small foods, people tucking in to 20 dishes, a bit like some Chinese food.

Baked little packets of filo filled with tasty goodness, pickling onions browned and glazed with a reduced red wine, baked blobs of mashed potato with cubes of blue cheese, chicken nuggets made of boned and rolled chicken theis injected with pesto, inch long slices of spare ribs  cooked over night, baked red cabbage with apple and balsamic vinegar, baby onion bajis the size of golf balls, shot glasses full of rich beef consume with a single crouton on top and others full of green pea soup, blue cheese and sour cream blended and piped onto Ritz crackers, crystalised ginger slices half dipped in dark chocolate and indevidual piles of sticky cold rissotto.
As fun as these things are, I’d still love to slow roast a chunk of brisket, browning the outside first and then ripping it apart with forks.  Add a crisp fine slices coleslaw and pile into folded warm flatbreads, serve with friends and cold beer.
There are so many wonderful food blogs but Smitten Kitchen is just fabulous.

By coldclimate | Posted in food | Comments (0)

A year in books

December 26, 2009 – 10:28 pm

I do enjoy poking through the books I’ve read each year, its a good indicator of what sort of year it has been.  Thanks for the magic power of LibraryThing, it’s easy to find them all too.  So in reverse order, and with the odd note *d…

  1. A Cook’s Tour: In Search of the Perfect Meal by Anthony Bourdain
  2. Severed: One night Stand-one dead Girl-one bad Day by Simon Kernick
  3. White Dog Cafe Cookbook: Recipes and Tales of Adventure from Philadelphia’s Revolutionary Restaurant byJudy Wicks *bought in a secondhand shop, much thumbed, and rather good.
  4. The Last Testament bySam Bourne *drivel
  5. A Dedicated Man: An Inspector Banks Mystery by Peter Robinson
  6. Killing Lizards and Other Stories (Penguin 60s) by William Boyd
  7. Don’t Look Twice by Andrew Gross
  8. We Need To Talk About Kevin by Lionel Shriver *Just amazing, truly brilliant.
  9. Witch Hunt by Ian Rankin
  10. Filth by Irvine Welsh
  11. The House of Thunder by Dean Koontz *total complete shite
  12. Hide And Seek by James Patterson
  13. Screen Burn by Charlie Brooker *stonkingly funny, a bit repetative
  14. A Darker Domain by Val McDermid
  15. At Risk by Patricia Cornwell
  16. The Dark Tide by Andrew Gross
  17. Twisted by Jonathan Kellerman
  18. L. A. Requiem (Elvis Cole Novels) by Robert Crais
  19. The Ghost by Robert Harris
  20. Casual Sex and Other Verse by Murray Lachlan Young *not all poetry is crap
  21. The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett
  22. The Righteous Men by Sam Bourne
  23. Jupiter by Ben Bova
  24. Grow Up by Keith Allen
  25. The Killing Kind by John Connolly *brilliant and a bit scary
  26. As good as gold: And other stories including Morses greatest mystery by Colin Dexter
  27. Tell No One by Harlan Coben
  28. Nanny Ogg’s Cookbook by Terry Pratchett
  29. The Bridge by Iain Banks
  30. Blue Genes (Kate Brannigan) by Val McDermid

It would have appeared to have been a year I re-read lots of books I have read before, a year that I have read a huge amount of American crime trash, and no technical books.  Interesting to compare it to 2007.  Sadly I didn’t do one for 2008.

By coldclimate | Posted in life | Comments (0)

The strange and pale styling

December 24, 2009 – 10:40 pm

Whilst I was down in London a few weeks ago, I drunkenly set about re-skinning coldclimate.  Since I moved to Wordpress a few years ago I’d used the Ocadia theme, and very nice it was too.  However, lots of people use it, so it was time to make something of my own.

I’m no designer.  Never have been, never will be, can’t spot a pretty site from a shitey one, so I’m not about to attempt to design something.  Instead I’ve gone completely the other way.

I’m married Sandbox with BluePrint.  Nothing big, nothing clever, but ever page to be valid (I’ve spent this evening chopping out div’s and classes and ids) and with a little bit more work, hopefully pleasing to the eye.

You never know, if I keep this up a bit longer, I might even get the hang of it.  Not half as pleasing as hacking about on the command line mind.

By coldclimate | Posted in randomosity | Comments (0)

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